Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
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Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Rearrange all bottles from tallest to shortest.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Call in 20 times a day and ask if they deliver pizza
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Loot it. Especially the Kentucky Deluxe.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Repeatedly call and demand some Buffalo Trace.
Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
I got a call from someone in Texas yesterday looking for Blanton's.
Pure desperation.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
There's a special place in Hell for people that commit these sorts of atrocities. Hopefully Satan will let me reign over it.
Save your soul, AD.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Blanton's... Now there is a serious exercise in futility. Even I don't do that to myself. However any liquor store that's kind enough to let me browse I always scan that bourbon section, knowing I will not find Buffalo Trace but hoping beyond hope that some greedy prick was dumb enough to leave just one bottle on the shelf. It's sad but I admit it.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
I would hide a raw squid behind the J*ck Daniels display.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Pretend I'm blind and ask him to describe the pictures in the girlie magazines.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Walk in and demand an unreasonable discount for the sole reason that you post witty bullshit here.
"This handle of Beam is $10 because I am Scream Ale"
"This handle of Beam is $10 because I am Scream Ale"
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
What do you mean $10 is less than wholesale? Do you know who I am? I'm the guy that types stupid drunk shit on Twitter! I will own this motherfucking place!scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:46 pmWalk in and demand an unreasonable discount for the sole reason that you post witty bullshit here.
"This handle of Beam is $10 because I am Scream Ale"
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Stand outside in riot gear with a 12 gauge to make sure everyone that enters is wearing masks, not loitering or looting, checking receipts as customers leave etc.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Stand outside the door acting and dressed like the British Queen's Guard.
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