Reasons why I quit AA
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
They refuse to hold meetings at bars.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
I thought I would meet my next ex-wife there, no luck
Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
I enjoyed the stories but the coffee was shite
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Reasons why I quit AA
They frowned on me setting up a mini bar beside the coffee pot.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
I left when I learned aa did not stand for Awesome Ales
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
It's called Alcoholics Anonymous, but before you can speak the first thing they do is make you tell everyone your name.
"Hi, my name is Badfellow, and you can all fuck directly off."
"Hi, my name is Badfellow, and you can all fuck directly off."
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
I got laid but I quickly found out why people go to AA. They got severe issues. Now today I can tell you they hate us because they are a cult. When you hear someone sharing they wouldn't trade their worst day undrunk for their best day drunk, you have to call b.s.!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
I thought it was a select group for talented anus artists.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
Could be Awkward Aristocrats.
Or Aural Abomination.
Or Accidental Asswreck.
Or Aunty Anne.
Or Actually Afforable.
Or....
Or Aural Abomination.
Or Accidental Asswreck.
Or Aunty Anne.
Or Actually Afforable.
Or....
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
Yeah, right. That's totally you. I recognize the loafers.
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