Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
All of the things we also want to do on Lush's spiral staircase.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Pose as a Liquor Control Board agent and inform them that they had sold to minors but you're willing to let it slide for some top shelf 20+ year old scotch.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
*Pitch a tent inside the store and camp out until the liquor is gone, or until the cops arrive in which case I would then call the local media and claim police brutality against my peaceful, liquor drinking beliefs.
*Do a mural of Andre the Giant using only adhesive and variously colored beer bottle caps.
*Set up a production lab in the basement to make smokable whiskey crack. Vodka crack for Oettinger.
*Do a mural of Andre the Giant using only adhesive and variously colored beer bottle caps.
*Set up a production lab in the basement to make smokable whiskey crack. Vodka crack for Oettinger.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Put in some retro arcade game units like Pac-Man, Centipede, and Galaga.
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Oh yeah. And some Dig Dug, a little Q-Bert, maybe a bit of Spy Hunter. They should also serve pizza by the slice at Nausea's liquor store and have minigolf in the aisles. Hell, I'd shop there.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Jun 15, 2020 11:13 amPut in some retro arcade game units like Pac-Man, Centipede, and Galaga.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Set up a little grill and sell garbage plates in the parking lot.
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Each isle should reflect a different theme.
Isle 1: Movie Monsters
Isle 2: The Old West
Isle 3: Tiki
Isle 4: GI Combat
Isle 1: Movie Monsters
Isle 2: The Old West
Isle 3: Tiki
Isle 4: GI Combat
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Isle 5: The Bridges of Madison County
Isle 6: Deliverence
Isle 7: Miricles and plagues from the Old Testament
Isle 8: Lush City's house
Isle 6: Deliverence
Isle 7: Miricles and plagues from the Old Testament
Isle 8: Lush City's house
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Things I want to do at my own liquor store:
Put laxatives in the shooters if someone buys more than 8 of them.
Make my shift drinks bottles of Scotch.
Have the whole lines of Balcones and Compass Box whiskeys in stock.
Have a trap door in front of the register where people check out to drop all of the bitchy customers into a dungeon to die slow deaths.
Zap dust away with a magical laser beam instead of using the duster.
Play black metal on the sound system all day.
Put laxatives in the shooters if someone buys more than 8 of them.
Make my shift drinks bottles of Scotch.
Have the whole lines of Balcones and Compass Box whiskeys in stock.
Have a trap door in front of the register where people check out to drop all of the bitchy customers into a dungeon to die slow deaths.
Zap dust away with a magical laser beam instead of using the duster.
Play black metal on the sound system all day.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
"Squeal like a pig on aisle 6. Squeal like a pig on aisle 6."
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
There should be themed liquor stores based on those two.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Show up tomorrow morning and introduce myself as the barista.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Calmly walk in take a bottle of top shelf bourbon I've never had before and calmly walk back out.
Then run like hell.
Then run like hell.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Make fart noises for the customers as a performance fart noise street artist.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
autoerotic asphyxiation. But not the good kind.
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