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Drunk Travel Log
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This is the start of Booza Palooza 2020, the COVID Edition.
We're about a third of the way to Las Vegas and are now sitting on the highway while a bunch of firemen extinguish a huge brush fire next to the freeway. I hope this is not a portent of things to come.
We're about a third of the way to Las Vegas and are now sitting on the highway while a bunch of firemen extinguish a huge brush fire next to the freeway. I hope this is not a portent of things to come.
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^^^ In case he fails, he always brings his own bag of dead californian hooker parts
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The players on this trip are Travis, Angel and BRIAN!
We started the day at Peppermill, then hit Double Down Saloon, Dino's, Griffin, and the Horshoe.BRIAN! got hit on by a plain-Jane hooker.
We started the day at Peppermill, then hit Double Down Saloon, Dino's, Griffin, and the Horshoe.BRIAN! got hit on by a plain-Jane hooker.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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We are back at Frankie's Tiki Lounge. Same bartender as the meetup. She remembers us all and says hi.
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Hi!! thanks for the drinks and the book tip.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Jun 20, 2020 3:05 pmWe are back at Frankie's Tiki Lounge. Same bartender as the meetup. She remembers us all and says hi.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Jesus. This last weekend's trip to Las Vegas left me in a state of drunkenness which prevented the ability to walk, talk, count, remember my name, remember my room number, remember the floor where my room was located, remember the name of the hotel where my room was located, remember to eat, remember how to call an uber, hail a cab, ask for a ride, and hitchhike. I planned on posting from the front lines throughout the weekend, but all of these things made it thoroughly impossible.
Takeaways that I can remember:
-Traveling to LV by car sucks.
-AA chips can be used as currency when ordering drinks.
-I tend to steal a lot of shit when I'm drunk.
-I have no idea how much anything costs.
-Buying a round for everyone in a bar is a satisfying experience.
-Babysitting drunk friends is the quickest way to lose a buzz.
-Babysitting strangers is hilarious.
-Babysitting strangers who do not speak English is REALLY hilarious.
-Pretending to be a physician while babysitting non-English speaking strangers is REALLY, REALLY hilarious.
-Prescribing Gatorade and heavy doses of clear rum to strangers suffering from heat stroke is best done if you don't stick around and compare notes with EMTs.
Takeaways that I can remember:
-Traveling to LV by car sucks.
-AA chips can be used as currency when ordering drinks.
-I tend to steal a lot of shit when I'm drunk.
-I have no idea how much anything costs.
-Buying a round for everyone in a bar is a satisfying experience.
-Babysitting drunk friends is the quickest way to lose a buzz.
-Babysitting strangers is hilarious.
-Babysitting strangers who do not speak English is REALLY hilarious.
-Pretending to be a physician while babysitting non-English speaking strangers is REALLY, REALLY hilarious.
-Prescribing Gatorade and heavy doses of clear rum to strangers suffering from heat stroke is best done if you don't stick around and compare notes with EMTs.
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