^ ^ ^ Uhhh...me either.
My "stiffie" was for Peter Weller before he became a superhuman cyborg.
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Okole maluna!
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Did you get any news on your pub?Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:37 pmBars and restaurants are starting to open up under limited capacity. My favorite pub within walking distance has not opened yet. I'll find out tomorrow from insiders there what's up. My guess is they went belly up and are now looking for a buyer. Who the hell is going to invest in a bar business at this time? The entire hospitality industry has been decimated. This is a bummer since I spent a lot of time in that place. The other two joints down the street are not comfortable and seldom go there. It makes me angry to know that none of this had to happen. The lockdown and other bullshit protocols have no science behind it although they claim such. That's what you get when you elect Dummycrats into office!
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Was given the day off from work last Wednesday, so I poured the booze. Got blackout drunk. How blackout drunk? The next morning I stood in confusion, looking back and forth from my front window blinds to the couch I had been reclining on as I drank - wondering how the hell my headphones ended up danging in the blinds.
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Ah, the mystery of strangely placed objects. I know it too well.
One time I tried to fit two guitars into one guitar case. Why?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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"How did that get there?" phenomenon.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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What about after if they gave him some giant vibrojunk?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jun 21, 2020 9:31 pm^ ^ ^ Uhhh...me either.
My "stiffie" was for Peter Weller before he became a superhuman cyborg.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Thinking someone stole something then i find it later.
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Aaaahhhh fuck I ordered a new one already.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:33 am
Thinking someone stole something then i find it later.
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this happened to me once with my i.d. Drunk asshole friend took it. Another friend wanted it after I payed for the new one, for use when DUI and stuff (we looked kinda similar)
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^^^ You guys took turns getting DUIs? That's dedication to silliness.
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spent all day at a property my in-laws owned, trying to cut their grass. One broken weedwacker, several fruitless trips to Home Depot and running the Day-Laborer Obstacle course, all for naught. I surrendered after cutting only have the lawn, leaving it looking like the ass-end of a dying dog with the mange.
6 hours in the hot sun and I accomplished nothing.
I could've spent that time getting drunk with you guys. (The Skype ring went off and I cried a little on the inside.)
6 hours in the hot sun and I accomplished nothing.
I could've spent that time getting drunk with you guys. (The Skype ring went off and I cried a little on the inside.)
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Last night I looked at my Skype and clicked on "Modern Drunkard" and it said "Willie ES has added hugh blanton to the chat." I leave my Skype off most of the time, so I don't hear it ring. But when I looked at it last night I don't think anybody was on it. Not sure, but I'm not sure about many things.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:16 pmspent all day at a property my in-laws owned, trying to cut their grass. One broken weedwacker, several fruitless trips to Home Depot and running the Day-Laborer Obstacle course, all for naught. I surrendered after cutting only have the lawn, leaving it looking like the ass-end of a dying dog with the mange.
6 hours in the hot sun and I accomplished nothing.
I could've spent that time getting drunk with you guys. (The Skype ring went off and I cried a little on the inside.)
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Still closed. Heard again from an insider that it will be next week. Not holding my breath. They better hurry up because these scum bag politicians are going to do another shut down in the fall when flu season starts again. The healthy cannot live their lives!Hugh wrote: ↑Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:35 pmDid you get any news on your pub?Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:37 pmBars and restaurants are starting to open up under limited capacity. My favorite pub within walking distance has not opened yet. I'll find out tomorrow from insiders there what's up. My guess is they went belly up and are now looking for a buyer. Who the hell is going to invest in a bar business at this time? The entire hospitality industry has been decimated. This is a bummer since I spent a lot of time in that place. The other two joints down the street are not comfortable and seldom go there. It makes me angry to know that none of this had to happen. The lockdown and other bullshit protocols have no science behind it although they claim such. That's what you get when you elect Dummycrats into office!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Our weedwacker broke halfway through doing the hedges. I had to do the rest manuallyRye and Coke wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:16 pmspent all day at a property my in-laws owned, trying to cut their grass. One broken weedwacker, several fruitless trips to Home Depot and running the Day-Laborer Obstacle course, all for naught. I surrendered after cutting only have the lawn, leaving it looking like the ass-end of a dying dog with the mange.
6 hours in the hot sun and I accomplished nothing.
I could've spent that time getting drunk with you guys. (The Skype ring went off and I cried a little on the inside.)
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Went for a little stroll in the woods then then stopped off at a liquor store on the way. I was looking for Dickel rye among other thing. They Dickel but not the rye.The liquor store guy was impressed. Apparently I'm the only person that has ever asked him about the rye. But then I saw the elusive Kentucky buffalo. There on the shelf were two family size bottles and one 750 of Buffalo Trace. One of the family size bottles is now resting comfortably in my liquor cabinet while being slowly sipped to death. Cheers and may you all track down those hard to find bottles.
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oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:44 amAaaahhhh fuck I ordered a new one already.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:33 am
Thinking someone stole something then i find it later.
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this happened to me once with my i.d. Drunk asshole friend took it. Another friend wanted it after I payed for the new one, for use when DUI and stuff (we looked kinda similar)
Or even, is Oett a happy fall-guy? Take the blame for everyone's DUI?scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 2:08 pm^^^ You guys took turns getting DUIs? That's dedication to silliness.
Nah, he'd probably ban them for being spambots in his inner circle, send them off with a gentle pudhammer and a tickly kick down the stairs.