Drunkard Injuries

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 5:46 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 3:00 pm
i fucked a fat chick in my small italian car. She ruined my back for a couple of weeks. Worth it.
What a slut
At first glance of reading that, I thought O$$ said she ruined his back seat. Ewwww. And yeah really, he's such a slut.
And whose mom was it BTW, O$$?!?
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Drunekn morning today, I fell face first into some´bricks. I bloodied the whole place.
On skype I`ll look like H. Lector, there'`s a bandaid accross my nose
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Now I now why they call it Temporary Pong, my nose is doomlevel nightmare and guts
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:33 am
Drunekn morning today, I fell face first into some´bricks. I bloodied the whole place.
On skype I`ll look like H. Lector, there'`s a bandaid accross my nose
Yeah and now everyone thinks I roundhouse kicked him through saloon doors.
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I must have some booze".


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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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While walking back to the parking lot.
From a show at at festival park
I fell off the trail and landed 25 feet
Below the walking part.
I rolled down a hill
And hit a concrete
Drain pipe at about 2 feet above
The runoff pond.
Somehow, I made it out
I threw the urban cammo
Shirt in the trash,
Since it was covered in
Grass stains.
Cheers fellow tumblers.

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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machinehead wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:40 pm
Cheers fellow tumblers.
Hey there, machinehead. And welcome to the board.

Your posting style is interesting. I think you'll lend some welcome diversity to the MDM corpus.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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I was run off another
Board about Beer
For posting this way
Too many carriage returns
They kept nagging
Until I quit
Thanks for the welcome
I think this is the place
I've been looking for.

Cheers if you have Nausea!

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