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Drones hovering over the patio. Mighty annoying.
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 2:45 pm
Drones hovering over the patio. Mighty annoying.
There's nothing like sitting on the patio naked, with a cigarette in one hand and an Irish Coffee in the other. But it does seem to attract drones.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:19 am
scream ale wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 2:45 pm
Drones hovering over the patio. Mighty annoying.
There's nothing like sitting on the patio naked, with a cigarette in one hand and an Irish Coffee in the other. But it does seem to attract drones.
I know! It gets so a guy can't unwind in the evening. Fuckin technology run amok.
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The song "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall".
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:42 am
The song "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall".
What about "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"? Is that one better?

https://youtu.be/xCHYR3wRQLQ

Watch the bartender in the back.
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Women with abs, just ugly
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Hangover snot. There's always so much of it.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Pop music
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^^^ agreed
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People acting foolish in horror movies.
Give the victim a finishing move! Damnit, he/she will wake again
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When your liquor is the same temperature as your mouth.

It eliminates the mouthfeel and leaves you guessing as to how much is actually there, a useful heuristic especially when slamming rotgut.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:46 pm
People acting foolish in horror movies.
They are just fools. No acting required.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:05 pm
When your liquor is the same temperature as your mouth.
... heuristic...
Ahhh. Yes, the almighty hip flask. Body temp. Don't put it in your rear
pocket, unless you enjoy sciatica.

The hip flask invites curious essences from its inner patina, from the previous contents all the way back to when you first poured into it.

You never need to wash it if you use it.
The flask, i mean.

The only thing i hate here is when the neck corrodes and begins to leak.

Goodbye, old friend.

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Masterclass ads that over-glorify their subjects.

"Everything is a negotiation. When you cross a street, it's a negotiation." Umm, no, it's not.
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Dropping over a grand on car repair-related things this past month.

Thanks, stimulus check.
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