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Greetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...
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Arrrrrr! A man of his word. Welcome aboard, ye salty ol mate. As per FKR's board rules, looks like you'll be buying a round for the house.The Belcher wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:26 pmGreetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...
I'll have a tumbler of Kraken with a Kraken chaser.
Cheers!
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Whisky sour for me and welcome Belch
and remember:
post drunk
post often
post often drunk
and remember:
post drunk
post often
post often drunk
Drink!
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I've gargled down my fair share of Kraken rum. I call it the Carribean Riptide ... make you ripped like the tide.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:40 pmArrrrrr! A man of his word. Welcome aboard, ye salty ol mate. As per FKR's board rules, looks like you'll be buying a round for the house.The Belcher wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:26 pmGreetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...
I'll have a tumbler of Kraken with a Kraken chaser.
Cheers!
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Welcome back Belcher! Cheers!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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It's the Enabler! Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! I'll take a strawberry daiquiri!
No really, I'll take a Long Beach Ice Tea (cran instead of coke). Sláinte!
No really, I'll take a Long Beach Ice Tea (cran instead of coke). Sláinte!
Okole maluna!
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Gargle. Arrr. Kraken needs no mixer. Got enough sugar in it as it is.The Belcher wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 8:20 pmI've gargled down my fair share of Kraken rum. I call it the Carribean Riptide ... make you ripped like the tide.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:40 pmArrrrrr! A man of his word. Welcome aboard, ye salty ol mate. As per FKR's board rules, looks like you'll be buying a round for the house.The Belcher wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:26 pmGreetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...
I'll have a tumbler of Kraken with a Kraken chaser.
Cheers!
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For you newb drunkards to the board who aren't privy to the MD trailer or The Belcher- the Superdrunk.
Okole maluna!
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I've been sporadically reading MDM for years, and occasionally lurking this here forum, too. Finally decided to register earlier this fall, and now start posting. Seeing too many small fora these past few years either disappearing entirely or just turning into facebook or reddit groups. It's depressing, seeing the corporate, monopolistic internet consume what was once a series of tiny, liberated fiefdoms. Well, going to do my small part to try and keep places like this alive.
Anyway, I've got gin tonight, instead of my usual whiskey, so I'm going to drink a series of lovely wet martinis in honor of freedom and drunkenness.
Anyway, I've got gin tonight, instead of my usual whiskey, so I'm going to drink a series of lovely wet martinis in honor of freedom and drunkenness.
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So you're a Wodehouse reader. Maybe you're not such a piece of shit after all. Because nearly all new registrants to this forum are pieces of shit.Galahad Threepwood wrote: ↑Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:20 pmI've been sporadically reading MDM for years, and occasionally lurking this here forum, too. Finally decided to register earlier this fall, and now start posting. Seeing too many small fora these past few years either disappearing entirely or just turning into facebook or reddit groups. It's depressing, seeing the corporate, monopolistic internet consume what was once a series of tiny, liberated fiefdoms. Well, going to do my small part to try and keep places like this alive.
Anyway, I've got gin tonight, instead of my usual whiskey, so I'm going to drink a series of lovely wet martinis in honor of freedom and drunkenness.
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Yes, Threepwood, it takes all kinds. But we need some diversity here. What use is a forum full of nothing but pieces of shit? We need non-pieces of shit here. Quite desperately.Galahad Threepwood wrote: ↑Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:37 pmI assure you, I'm definitely a piece of shit. But it takes all kinds, wot?
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Welcome Galahad,
we always love to get to know new Drunks on this old fashioned forum.
never mind the piece of shit that is Hugh.
New one buys, I`d like a whisky sour.
And remember,
Post often
Post drunk
Post often drunk
we always love to get to know new Drunks on this old fashioned forum.
never mind the piece of shit that is Hugh.
New one buys, I`d like a whisky sour.
And remember,
Post often
Post drunk
Post often drunk
Drink!
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Welcome to the Boards.
Diversity is a must. I'm an asshole so that covers the piece of shit and asshole spectrum.
We are all of course drunks. I have a few more hours till I'm off shift and ready to down some whiskey.
Diversity is a must. I'm an asshole so that covers the piece of shit and asshole spectrum.
We are all of course drunks. I have a few more hours till I'm off shift and ready to down some whiskey.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice