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Re: Shit we hate:
Yes, him using the word is almost esoteric in and of itself.
Just remember: the higher, the fewer.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Hmmm. I've seen this before. He's become afflicted with self-reflexive esoteria. A non-causal but prevalently adjoining/concurrent condition known as discordant assoteria also presents within a seven day perioiod.
Part of the treatment involves vodka and lemon enemas. Acetone via the fingernails is the additional treatment, and involves seven days of pink nail polish as an occlusive covering to ensure complete absorption.
Bacchus help him. Let us pray with heads bowed over tall pours.
Re: Shit we hate:
Counterfeit money is making the rounds in Durango, and my store got burned.
Now, I have to use that pen apparatus to detect them -- even on bills as low as $5. Sucks.
Now, I have to use that pen apparatus to detect them -- even on bills as low as $5. Sucks.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Shit we hate:
As a second professional opinion regarding the treatment of this affliction, I would further recommend that the patient be wrapped in a Slayer hoodie for no less than one week. The accumulations of ash and casserole debris have also been found to possess medicinal properties beyond the thresholds of more conventional psychological treatments such as wearing socks with sandals.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:37 amHmmm. I've seen this before. He's become afflicted with self-reflexive esoteria. A non-causal but prevalently adjoining/concurrent condition known as discordant assoteria also presents within a seven day perioiod.
Part of the treatment involves vodka and lemon enemas. Acetone via the fingernails is the additional treatment, and involves seven days of pink nail polish as an occlusive covering to ensure complete absorption.
Bacchus help him. Let us pray with heads bowed over tall pours.
Possible manifestations of acute assoteria and dyspepsic drunkarrhea have been known to occur in case studies, and so the patient should be closely monitored to ensure they do not run out of toilet paper or Marlboros.
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Re: Shit we hate:
I love that!Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:51 pmAs a second professional opinion regarding the treatment of this affliction, I would further recommend that the patient be wrapped in a Slayer hoodie for no less than one week. The accumulations of ash and casserole debris have also been found to possess medicinal properties beyond the thresholds of more conventional psychological treatments such as wearing socks with sandals.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:37 amHmmm. I've seen this before. He's become afflicted with self-reflexive esoteria. A non-causal but prevalently adjoining/concurrent condition known as discordant assoteria also presents within a seven day perioiod.
Part of the treatment involves vodka and lemon enemas. Acetone via the fingernails is the additional treatment, and involves seven days of pink nail polish as an occlusive covering to ensure complete absorption.
Bacchus help him. Let us pray with heads bowed over tall pours.
Possible manifestations of acute assoteria and dyspepsic drunkarrhea have been known to occur in case studies, and so the patient should be closely monitored to ensure they do not run out of toilet paper or Marlboros.
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Re: Shit we hate:
People who try to make up for an entire week worth of posting in under an hour. In such a hurry they forget to use periods at the end of their sentences
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Re: Shit we hate:
It's the kindest thing he's ever said.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Yep. And the Chewbaccanalabamus Tittyfuckosaurus is a real nut cracker too.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Hallmark movies.
Movies about women's mental illnesses or amnesia.
Unfunny Christmas movies.
When oscillating fans make random clicking noises making it too loud.
When the ice cream van doesn't come anywhere near our house during the hottest ass days of the year.
When I talk in some stupid special voice to my dog.
Foods including the word "balls". (Okay maybe Cheez Ballz...)
Movies about women's mental illnesses or amnesia.
Unfunny Christmas movies.
When oscillating fans make random clicking noises making it too loud.
When the ice cream van doesn't come anywhere near our house during the hottest ass days of the year.
When I talk in some stupid special voice to my dog.
Foods including the word "balls". (Okay maybe Cheez Ballz...)
Okole maluna!
Re: Shit we hate:
Aggressive girls wanting to fuck.
Isn't there a way I can pass this off to OldSmartSkunk?
Interrupting my drunkification and shit. Damn.
Isn't there a way I can pass this off to OldSmartSkunk?
Interrupting my drunkification and shit. Damn.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.