A lady-boyfriend, perhaps?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:39 amShe wasn't my girlfriend.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:37 amHe took his first girlfriend's virginity to this song Didn't mean to turn you on...
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Didja wear that suit? And were roofies involved? And Persian rug? And why is there no bass player?!?! There's like, 3 rhythm guitarists in that virginity song.
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The bass player is in the middle. She's the one playing the "guitar" with only 4 tuning thingies on the right end of the instrument (her left, your right)Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:35 pmDidja wear that suit? And were roofies involved? And Persian rug? And why is there no bass player?!?! There's like, 3 rhythm guitarists in that virginity song.
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He likes to spank himself in the shower because "it gets the day started."
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I think he is the only person that enjoys listening to him talk
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Evidently he has laughable tiny schnitzels, aka schnitznuggets.
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His nickname in college was Schnitzelnuggets.
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No dude, wasn't it Schnitznuggets? Regardless I heard they were kinda soggy and flaccid.
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Pounded flat with a tenderizing mallet, just like every other person. Right?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:41 pmNo dude, wasn't it Schnitznuggets? Regardless I heard they were kinda soggy and flaccid.
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Hmm OkayDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:38 pmPounded flat with a tenderizing mallet, just like every other person. We kiss each other every time we meetArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:41 pmNo dude, wasn't it Schnitznuggets? Regardless I heard they were kinda besties soggy and flaccid.
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He shops at Home Depot but only in the free samples (tiles for walls and counter tops, wood flooring strips, paint, carpet squares, etc.) It's how he remodeled his house for free but nothing matches.
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Even though he looks like a child molester, he's completely clean and free of any accusations.
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