Just a little bit. Inside.Nausea wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 6:59 pmDid he died?Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:02 pmFound a rare clip of him on the job and drinking his customary lunch of Famous Grouse.
little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
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I've seen him walk like that and fall down many o' times (in addition to the recent face-plant incident). Kinda unfun when there are sharp counter-top edges and furry creatures in the wake of destruction. At least when he's down, he's DOWN.Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:02 pmFound a rare clip of him on the job and drinking his customary lunch of Famous Grouse.
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Nope, that guy is definitely from Wupperdorf. Even looks a bit like you, especially the stumbly falling down part.
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Oettinger owns two sets of skivvies: there's the regular old, gently yellowed tighty whiteys for weekday use.
Then there's the weekend party set, a pair of custom crafted Slayer hosen, color black, made from Kevlar reinforced Nomex material. The high-stress "danger zone" around the chode and blowhole have been further reinforced with ablative adamantium alloy plating, engraved with an inverted pentagram and the inscription "Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot".
Brutal.
Then there's the weekend party set, a pair of custom crafted Slayer hosen, color black, made from Kevlar reinforced Nomex material. The high-stress "danger zone" around the chode and blowhole have been further reinforced with ablative adamantium alloy plating, engraved with an inverted pentagram and the inscription "Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot".
Brutal.
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He has an extensive collection of antique German Hummel figurines. He is trying to find out if they make replicas today only out of action heroes such as Schwarzenegger and Stallone.
This one. Are they waving good bye or uh..."heiling" a cab?
This one. Are they waving good bye or uh..."heiling" a cab?
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They're waving goodbye and saying thanks for all the schnitzel.
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Apparently he fucks opossums and calls it being a good social. Don't ask me. Multiple theories.
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He's a former autistic child. So there is hope!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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He has held the title of Schnitzel Meister since 2009.
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I had to wrestle that title away from my father in schniztloff
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