I think I got roofied...

[whiskeyprick]

last week. A friend came by my work Tuesday and wanted to go get a beer. I had a few things to do before I closed, so I bought him a beer and had one myself while I finished up. We had one shot and I locked up. We walked across the street to the local and had a beer and a shot. I went outside to smoke and call the wife(I always take my drink with me). When I returned to the bar my friend had started up a conversation with a nice young couple from the great state of Minnesota. I joined them at their table and had another beer. The bartender called last call early around 10PM, so we had one more shot. I sat at the bar and had one more beer with the bartender while he was closing. This is when things got fuzzy. I noticed everyone had left except me, the bartender and the cook. I assumed my friend had left with the couple to walk back across the street(they were staying at the hotel and he lives a couple of houses past that). Shortly after that the Bartender was walking/carrying me back across the street. Neither I or my friend are lightweights tho I maybe a reborn after this pandemic. I thought it was weird that I was having trouble walking after 2-3 beers and 2-3 shots (all this happened in less than 2 hours) so I bought the bartender a shot for taking care of me. I stumbled to bed and didn't think anything about it until the next afternoon when I saw my friend. He had road rash on one cheek and a big bruise on the other. He woke up in an ambulance and spent the night in a hospital. They said found him passed out in the street which is actually a U.S. Hwy and someone saw a semi swerve to avoid hitting him. He sort of remembers getting punched, but thinks he was roofied because we've both walked across that highway after having many more drinks than that hundreds of times with no incident. Did we get roofied?

[Hugh]

sounds like it to me. but I could be wrong. Had you been working all day? How much food did you have? How much sleep?

Once I thought I may have been roofied, but I remembered that I'd had a long day at work and hadn't eaten much. I don't know how to figuer it out

[Rye and Coke]

sounds like it to me. but I could be wrong. Had you been working all day? How much food did you have? How much sleep?

Once I thought I may have been roofied, but I remembered that I'd had a long day at work and hadn't eaten much. I don't know how to figuer it out

Nah, these are pretty good questions.

I'd like to also ask if you pissed anyone off?

Not trying to sound cynical and dickish, but outside of having a vagina, why would anyone WANT to roofie you? Maybe you pissed off the wrong person and they Robert Johnson'd you. I don't know.

helluva story tho

[Hugh]

men get roofied so they can be robbed

[Hugh]

rye - do you know how skype works? I'm trying to get a friend from Mexico on ther right now but it wants billing info. I added his skype name to the modern drunkard call, but he still cant get on

[Hugh]

hold on i have to get some more beer i'll be right back

[whiskeyprick]

I had breakfast and lunch, worked about 8 hours. Not too stressful this time of year

[whiskeyprick]

I'd like to also ask if you pissed anyone off?

No, but I can't speak for my friend. Never seen him violent, but he does have a mouth

[Artful Drunktective]

Yeah it seems a little shady. Especially because it didn't happen only to you since your friend also does not remember his most unsavory adventures. Maybe that couple roofied you guys to get you back to the nearby hotel room and...uh...well...ya know...

[RIPT2.0]

Sounds like these people from MN roofied you both. I'd kick their ass Sea Bass!

[Badfellow]

Can concur. People from Minnesota are real scumbags. Got myself a Pez dispenser loaded up with roofies which I regularly use to take advantage of myself.

[whiskeyprick]

Can concur. People from Minnesota are real scumbags. Got myself a Pez dispenser loaded up with roofies which I regularly use to take advantage of myself.

I shit housed myself when I was there. Didn't really get fucked up until some ex-marine called grimace tried to carry me like forest gump.

[waahoohah]

Did you wake up in a hotel room in Vegas with a chicken and a tiger?

[ThirstyDrunk]

I was informed by sources that you were in fact drugged and taken advantage of anally in the mouth.

[Badfellow]

Can concur. People from Minnesota are real scumbags. Got myself a Pez dispenser loaded up with roofies which I regularly use to take advantage of myself.

I shit housed myself when I was there. Didn't really get fucked up until some ex-marine called grimace tried to carry me like forest gump.

Grimace, yeah I remember that fart knocker. Great guy. I was going to bet him $50 that he couldn't finish two Zombie cocktails and a White Castle sack o' ten in under 15 minutes. The reality is that he was probably more than able to accomplish the task; I just wanted to watch the misery of afterward unfold.