I think I got roofied...

[whiskeyprick]

Can concur. People from Minnesota are real scumbags. Got myself a Pez dispenser loaded up with roofies which I regularly use to take advantage of myself.

I shit housed myself when I was there. Didn't really get fucked up until some ex-marine called grimace tried to carry me like forest gump.

Grimace, yeah I remember that fart knocker. Great guy. I was going to bet him $50 that he couldn't finish two Zombie cocktails and a White Castle sack o' ten in under 15 minutes. The reality is that he was probably more than able to accomplish the task; I just wanted to watch the misery of afterward unfold.

So, what happened? more importanty, whqat happened to him?

[Savage]

That sounds really scary
I sometimes wonder if I got dosed in Vegas since I never before or since had to be helped away from the fun.
I’m glad you came out of the experience okay. I spent an entire weekend legally blind as my glasses were UA.

[whiskeyprick]

That sounds really scary
I sometimes wonder if I got dosed in Vegas since I never before or since had to be helped away from the fun.
I’m glad you came out of the experience okay. I spent an entire weekend legally blind as my glasses were UA.

your glasses had to take a urine analysis ?

[Savage]

P, they wanted your internal organs. It’s a thing. I read about it in the National BirdcageLiner Weekly. (At finer newsstands everywhere.)

[Savage]

That sounds really scary
I sometimes wonder if I got dosed in Vegas since I never before or since had to be helped away from the fun.
I’m glad you came out of the experience okay. I spent an entire weekend legally blind as my glasses were UA.

your glasses had to take a urine analysis ?

Oh, I just saw this. No, UA is unauthorized absence. Like AWOL. But jarhead lingo.

[whiskeyprick]

That's kinda like what I had. Absence not the UAs I was forced to take with someone wathing