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Nausea wrote:
Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:35 pm
Aggressive girls wanting to fuck.

Isn't there a way I can pass this off to OldSmartSkunk?

Interrupting my drunkification and shit. Damn.
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Music montages in movies like this.

If there's going to be a music montage of any kind, it has to be like me n' oett's.
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Lip piercings.
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Neck cracking like crazy.

Am I gonna die?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:08 pm
Neck cracking like crazy.

Am I gonna die?
Well, yeah. Eventually.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:08 pm
Am I gonna die?
No
You are immortal!

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Dreaming about being back in highschool/university/my old job, super weird
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:45 am
Dreaming about being back in highschool/university/my old job, super weird
I recall this nightmare i had a few years ago.

In my dream, i woke up and i was 18 again.
All this crap i went through was just a dream.
Then i had to start living it all, and it couldn't be changed.

It was like i was handcuffed in the back seat and the car was riding down a big hill street with no driver.

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:45 am
Dreaming about being back in highschool/university/my old job, super weird
I've read a lot of books that deal with the interpretation of dreams. What yours are telling you is very clear. You have fucked up your life beyond repair. You have only one way out. Drink yourself to death. Right now.
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Actual footage of Oett at work.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:56 pm
Actual footage of Oett at work.
Nah. I have it on good authority that this is really him.

https://youtu.be/GBqzw8eNZ9U

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^^^ look at him go. Puttin' Bob Vila to shame with his skills.

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^^^ Your both right.

And I hate it
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The tiny synthetic cork top on EB's white label. It's way too small for the bottle. It reminds me of my ... uhh, nevermind.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:27 pm
The tiny synthetic cork top on EB's white label. It's way too small for the bottle. It reminds me of my ... uhh, nevermind.
Your weener being too small for condom? Haaaa!

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