Some of us will say "Happy Birthday". It is short, it is sweet and it explains exactly what it is.
Oettinger on the otherhand deserves "Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!"
Not short, not particularly sweet, but Oettinger is four drinks away from invading Poland again so...
Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Dearest Oett,
Just think, getting a bunch of drunks to send birthday messages to you, via the intertrons, is undoubtedly your biggest achievement this year.
Happy birthday!
Just think, getting a bunch of drunks to send birthday messages to you, via the intertrons, is undoubtedly your biggest achievement this year.
Happy birthday!
DRINK!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Cheers and happy birthday!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Oett always discounted these sorts of things, ya know, crediting someone with still being alive yet another year, on a message board.
Which means that we must all now sing Edelweiss loudly.
https://youtu.be/zuQkZD3F2EQ
It's proper. *hicchup*
Which means that we must all now sing Edelweiss loudly.
https://youtu.be/zuQkZD3F2EQ
It's proper. *hicchup*
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
There are few things i really value in this world, but meeting oettinger is definitely one of those. He is one of those people that brings drunk joy to my life. Thank you for being such an awesome person and even blessing me with a sight of helicopter dick. Happy birthday and let's get wasted on our next skype session!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Helicopter dick? I don't think I want to see that.
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Have a good one GEOflex!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Rumour is when it swings it enters the Sudatenland's airspace!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
He got birthday frosting all over his favorite Slayer hoodie. You can interpret the word "frosting" at your own peril.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Thanks everyone.
Next year on November the 4th I`ll close this thread.
Next year on November the 4th I`ll close this thread.
Drink!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
That only means we have an entire year to make it worth our while...
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
This^^^^^
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
HAPPY GEBURTSTAG to my favorite drunkard, German, and husband! Here's to a weekend of partying! (Not that it's different from any other weekend...) Prost Honig-Brötchen! <3
Okole maluna!