You can see where this gets into Jimmy Lester territory.
How Fucked UP Are You?
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How Fucked UP Are You?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
Well...upon glimpsing in the mirror at the greasy and crumb coated t-shirt I've been wearing off and on this week I would also say "yes".
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
I like to aim for the very drunk/dazed and confused level.
Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
Stupor. I don`t even have to drink to get there.
.54 modern drunkard board regular poster - Not feeling it yet, more booze is in order, you don`t want to look like complete fool in front of everyone
.54 modern drunkard board regular poster - Not feeling it yet, more booze is in order, you don`t want to look like complete fool in front of everyone
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
.20 percent "blackout likely"?
Obviously written by someone who has no idea how these things work. I've blacked out on every rung of that ladder except the first.
I blackout so often I know it's happening, while it's happening.
WTF am I talking about?
Obviously written by someone who has no idea how these things work. I've blacked out on every rung of that ladder except the first.
I blackout so often I know it's happening, while it's happening.
WTF am I talking about?
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
To be fair I probably qualify as legally impaired without a drop in me.
Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
I shoot for Buzzed through Drunk.
Quite often I overshoot that mark by a large margin but practice makes perfect.
Quite often I overshoot that mark by a large margin but practice makes perfect.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
most of my drinking buddies who drink half as much as me love to shoot for fully fucked up as soon as is humanly possible. i dunno I'm happy to be just quite fucked up all the time than massively fucked up some of the time. hah
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
0.20% BAC is more like a baseline buzz. I think the BAC index was compiled by a bunch of lightweight nerds and agents of the Anti-Saloon League.
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
This is too complicated for me. Let me grab a bottle of wine and let the booze do the thinking...
Oh, yeah, well, the answer is Sunday.
If that was not the answer you expected, then change your test. Mr "I ask questions".
Oh, yeah, well, the answer is Sunday.
If that was not the answer you expected, then change your test. Mr "I ask questions".
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
Drinking wise?
Or just in general.
A Lot
on both fronts
Or just in general.
A Lot
on both fronts
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
Brandonman, how many times can you use that breazelizier thing unitl it`s broken?
Agreed on all other points
Agreed on all other points
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