Today in my neighborhood...
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
Is that a pregnant homeless man?
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
The test results came back: Hugh is the father.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
That guy is also, technically speaking, parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
It`s always the same passed out bum. Hugh just dresses him in different clothing for photos
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
I remember the good, old days when you could bribe a couple of bums to fight to the burger over a Hot Pocket or a cold 40 of the Olde English. Nowadays they just want to lay around throwing orange peels at good, law abiding citizens and having everything handed to them. When did these bums become so entitled?
Some people say children are the future. But bums are a far more accurate window into the future of humanity.
Some people say children are the future. But bums are a far more accurate window into the future of humanity.
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- TheDrunkardAnglo
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
Make bums great again!
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
Barbie's Bum Buddy!
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
I thought this only happened in Californica, Babylon by the sea. My neighborhood is holding out. You can still walk to the convenience store and not get mugged.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
Got it made in the shade? Or the sunny side of the street?
You decide.
You decide.
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
Look who`s charging for him in the background. Hugh stole Rye n coke`s Rye
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Re: Today in my neighborhood...
They put that arm rest right in the middle of that bench to prevent people camping out and laying out straight and having a good rest. So there was the next best thing, the sidewalk. Starting to look like Venice/Santa Monica in LA.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
Tonight behind my apartmnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWLKtaSoq0