WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
With my luck I'd get a thumb.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Depends how hard they are. A skilled peniseer could use boners like chopsticks.scream ale wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 7:28 pmTrying to grasp things with 10 dicks just seems impossible.
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Imagine ending up with whiskey dick fingers. Nightmare scenario.
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I'm going with a finger dick. As long as it's not a thumb. If it has to be a thumb please be Shaq's thumb.
The wife says 10 dick fingers, various sizes please.
The wife says 10 dick fingers, various sizes please.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Would you rather Team-Up edition
In a contest, partner up with
- eating: Mr Viking (aka Mr Waistline, fill me up)
- drinking: Nausea (aka downs over-proof toxins like tab water)
In a contest, partner up with
- eating: Mr Viking (aka Mr Waistline, fill me up)
- drinking: Nausea (aka downs over-proof toxins like tab water)
Drink!
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Would you rather drink yourself to Blackout Island or be abducted by aliens?
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I would need Mr. Viking's help in an eating challenge because I get full fast. I can do good drinking damage on my own so perhaps people would want to pair with me for that challenge as well. Me n' Nausea could stomp y'all.
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Blackout island. As much as I like aliens, I don't want to go with them anywhere.
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Drink my way to the aliens
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Either way, some people are just in it for the anal probes.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Depends on the nature of the aliens. What if they were super cool and took you to the Booze Nebula?
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I don`t know but if aliens showed up on earth I`m pretty sure it would not turn out to be an alien petting zoo
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Defend our bourbon distilleries from the UFOs.
Laser beams, all that shit.
Laser beams, all that shit.
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Laser fences, laser motes, laser bear traps, laser laser pointersscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:03 pmDefend our bourbon distilleries from the UFOs.
Laser beams, all that shit.
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Would you rather go to a family get together with people you don't like only because of your significant other or take your chances having a drink with Bigfoot in some dive bar in Humboldt county?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.