My short apology
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Re: My short apology
While I really want to accept this apology, I can't. It just wasn't sincere. Not heartfelt at all. NOT AT ALL! As a matter of fact, I'm more offended now than I was when I first learned of you bad behavior. I believe that you need to meditate on what you have done and try again. Simply put, quit thinking only of yourself and take some time to consider the feelings of others.oettinger wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:30 pmPalinka recently let me know that some of you got a little bit unnerved about me "derailling" your threads.
Hereby I apologize to everyone who might fall in this category.
There certainly were no bad intensions on my behalf and I will from now on take better care of where and what to post.
Next round is on me, and as I learned in the news: per capita every german`s wealth is around 225000 euros, if I only knew where my share might be buried... it`ll definitely a big round anyhow.
Thanks for your time.
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Re: My short apology
Fuck that. Ban that fucking chinese rototiller.
FUCK!
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Re: My short apology
Again. I am so sorry.Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 5:48 pmFuck that. Ban that fucking chinese rototiller.
FUCK!
So sorry I fucked your wife, had your drink, killed your pets, rolled your car and pissed your bed.
Very sorry
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Re: My short apology
Jimmy lester lives! FUCK!
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Re: My short apology
I used to think Oettinger was cool. Like real hardcore and shit. But now after reading his sappy, milquetoast apology, I think he’s ready to wear a sundress and put his mullet in pigtails. Fuck, Jimmy Lester was right.
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Re: My short apology
Hey I didn`t apologize to al of you, just a few select drunks. You not included.
I`m very sorry to tell it that bluntly to you tough
I`m very sorry to tell it that bluntly to you tough
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Re: My short apology
I don't think Palinka would appreciate this trashing of the apology you owed those select drunks. I think he would want me to ban you.
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Re: My short apology
Yeah really. And is this a stab at French toast because I 100% stand behind French toast.
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First off it's a SKULLET not a mullet. Sheesh get yer facts straight. And no he isn't allowed to borrow any of my sundresses.
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Re: My short apology
I do not apologize for liking toast. It’s great with butter, a little brown sugar and just a hint of cinnamon. Peanut butter of the proper brand is also an acceptable accompaniment. You know which.
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Re: My short apology
Jif! And never apologize for liking toast.
Also acceptable toppings on open faced toast aside from the obvious jellies, Nutella, and butter (well and syrup and powered sugar if it's French style toast) - Jif with honey - Velveeta with bacon slices - Turkey and gravy - Ham, cheese and fried egg (Croque Monsieur/Croque Madame) - and of course creamed chipped beef.
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