Happy Geburtstag to my beloved bestie!
Get this new year of life started off right with a plethora of celebratory bong hits, chorizo queso blanco, and pitchers of margaritas to start. Who knows what the day will bring and where you will end up, but hopefully it will be as fukin' awesome as life on the Hidden Valley Ranch. Liebe dich, mein Freund! Wish I was there to celebrate your day! Now let's party on, Wayne.
HBD Badfellow
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Okole maluna!
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Re: HBD Badfellow
Congrats on another year sir. Cheers!
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Awwwwww. Thanks, y’all.
I’ve been afflicted by a doozy of a non-covidian head cold this past week. But I do believe I’m on the tail end of it now, and the goal for the day has shifted from recuperating to seeing how many free birthday drinks I can score. I’ll raise one to each of you.
Yes, some assholes might be content to slugging down their syrupy abominations of Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum and Coca Cola. I won’t name names…
I’ve been afflicted by a doozy of a non-covidian head cold this past week. But I do believe I’m on the tail end of it now, and the goal for the day has shifted from recuperating to seeing how many free birthday drinks I can score. I’ll raise one to each of you.
Yes, some assholes might be content to slugging down their syrupy abominations of Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum and Coca Cola. I won’t name names…
… but for this birthday boy it’s tiki safari and top shelf Long Island Iced Tea all the way.
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HAPPY G DAY MY BRUDDDDA XXXXXX
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Happy Anniversary of When Your Face Touched Your Mother's Vagina!!!!
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Re: HBD Badfellow
The earth is more than 4.5 billion fucking years old and you want to celebrate the number of rotations around the sun that have involved YOU?
Fucking self-absorbed shit bag.
Shall we start celebrating each time you fart too?
Fuck.
Fucking self-absorbed shit bag.
Shall we start celebrating each time you fart too?
Fuck.
Re: HBD Badfellow
Happy birthday dude!
It’s a pleasure being in your orbit.
It’s a pleasure being in your orbit.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: HBD Badfellow
Farting is absolutely worth celebrating. If you or someone you know has epic ass ripping prowess you could even turn it into a drinking game.Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote: ↑Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:59 pmShall we start celebrating each time you fart too?
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you assuming that was the last time?
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Re: HBD Badfellow
Cheers AssFellow,
I bet your day went like this:
Bong hit
Bong hit while farting and pissing
Bong hit with cigarette
Bong hit with gold fish crackers
Bong hit with long islands
Bong hit with munchies on cheese curds
Bong hit with extra bong hits
Bong hit with moonshine
Bong hit with late night poutine eggs benedict munchies
Writing a highly drunk Happy B Day story for Oett while 5/6 of the bains are already dead
I bet your day went like this:
Bong hit
Bong hit while farting and pissing
Bong hit with cigarette
Bong hit with gold fish crackers
Bong hit with long islands
Bong hit with munchies on cheese curds
Bong hit with extra bong hits
Bong hit with moonshine
Bong hit with late night poutine eggs benedict munchies
Writing a highly drunk Happy B Day story for Oett while 5/6 of the bains are already dead
Drink!
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Happy drunk day Best Fellow, on a friday no matter, party all weekend and order some curds
Drink!