YKYDW....
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The last dry in your family tree is some amphibian creature crawling on shore some million years ago
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I can't figure out how to comment on that old thread "You know you are drunk when"
but I know I must be overserved because I could not ty[e type the work word drunk without misspelling it a few times. I have another stupid dr appt in morning so i suppost this is my last drink. Cheers! and another one to Betty White! NS
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AND her alter ego, the wicked Sue Anne Nivens!
but I know I must be overserved because I could not ty[e type the work word drunk without misspelling it a few times. I have another stupid dr appt in morning so i suppost this is my last drink. Cheers! and another one to Betty White! NS
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AND her alter ego, the wicked Sue Anne Nivens!
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Yeah, it's all about driving a motor vehicle. If you can't cross the room to get to the front door, you better stay home. You know what I mean?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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The last time you threw up on yourself was right now.
You don`t mind guests, as long as they stay away.
You fantazise about alcohol containing alcohol
When someone talks about Lemmy you immediately start defending heavy drinking
Just one shot sounds worthless and stupid to you
When you were born a beer brand was created somewhere, must have
You`d quit drinking on the spot if there was anything tastier invented than whisky. The results yet so far were all negative
You joined a 80s cover band just for the booze, drugs and chicks
You go to the stadium to watch baseball. You hate baseball, but you like the beer
You don`t mind guests, as long as they stay away.
You fantazise about alcohol containing alcohol
When someone talks about Lemmy you immediately start defending heavy drinking
Just one shot sounds worthless and stupid to you
When you were born a beer brand was created somewhere, must have
You`d quit drinking on the spot if there was anything tastier invented than whisky. The results yet so far were all negative
You joined a 80s cover band just for the booze, drugs and chicks
You go to the stadium to watch baseball. You hate baseball, but you like the beer
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You`re not allowed backstage on a Mötley Crue gig because you`re too wasted
You are example D. 3.3 in some lifelong drunk monkey studies
An open wound doesn`t bother you, you are bleeding disinfectans
The last time you tasted coke without alcohol in it must have been circa 100 years ago
They say you drink like a whole family of five during christmas. You say to yourself: 10 bottles seems a little bit much for just one family
You are example D. 3.3 in some lifelong drunk monkey studies
An open wound doesn`t bother you, you are bleeding disinfectans
The last time you tasted coke without alcohol in it must have been circa 100 years ago
They say you drink like a whole family of five during christmas. You say to yourself: 10 bottles seems a little bit much for just one family
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If you mix jetfuel with the right amount of dieseloil it makes for a helluva cocktail
Eating out off your neighbours garbage tastes still better then your drunk cooking
Your dog is named whisky because you already have a cat called vodka
Eating out off your neighbours garbage tastes still better then your drunk cooking
Your dog is named whisky because you already have a cat called vodka
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You find this thread entertaining.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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You put on fresh underwear and don't realize until you're undrunk that it was on backwards the entire time.
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Faces of meth pictures really don`t bother you anymore, you have seen face of monday in the mirror
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Re: YKYDW....
This has happened to me. More than once. I've been at work for a full two hours before I noticed how smart of a dresser I was.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 2:06 amYou put on fresh underwear and don't realize until you're undrunk that it was on backwards the entire time.
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You realize ALF isn`t a real person, but why is that same dude acting in fucking star wars then?
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