Whiskey and rum scented soaps would be sweet.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:12 amIf only MDM sold bars of soap.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 7:38 amThere is definitely an ongoing pattern here. But this is assuming that oett actually showers.
little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Also he doesn't know how to make an avocado sauce.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Avocados are very foreign to the Germans. And we all know how Germans treat foreigners.
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He has fumbled baby Yoda.
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His "tits" aren't real tits!
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It's true. Oetts sweater meat is really just two guinea pigs taped to his chest.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
There is nothing fake about Oett’s moobs. He has to wear a sports bra now when he dances the schuhplattler.
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Ja und when he tances die polka in his traditional Bavarian dirndl dress, he must wear a push-up bra. You know, St. Pauli girl style.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
More like St. Hairy Guy. Carrying a bunch of vodka bottles in a death grip.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 10:39 amJa und when he tances die polka in his traditional Bavarian dirndl dress, he must wear a push-up bra. You know, St. Pauli girl style.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He won #1st place of the national German schuhplattler contest. I do think the moobs did help a lot with that.
But who am I being all judgemental. Maybe just mental. That's all folks.
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Back in high school, his nazi youth gym teacher was none other than Old Dale who really motivated Oetts to reach for the eye of the tiger. Yes, young noodle-armed Oettinger would struggle up the rope climb with Old Dale down below barking words of nonsense and encouragement…
"C’mon, Flüffernutter! You’ve gotta want it!"
"C’mon, Flüffernutter! You’ve gotta want it!"
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He listens to this on repeat when he works out.
Fixed that for ya.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
His hobbies include taking vodka naps and falling out of chairs.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
The Devil has a special role for him in Hell: 69ing all of the male homophobes that just arrived.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.