Happy Birthday, Lush City!
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Happy 70th Birthday to Me
I'm getting down to the last precious few birthdays. Someone told me once I'd make a good Frenchman because today is Bastille Day in France. It's like being born on the 4th of July. Once I got hip to that I was living on the Balboa peninsula in Newport Beach. I went to a French restaurant and sat at the bar and told the bartender it was my birthday. He bought me a glass of wine. A couple nearby also bought me a glass of wine. Mingled later with folks in the foyer and some gorgeous redhead wanted to go outside because she had a headache. I was only too happy to escort her outside then down the street where we eventually ended up making out. 😄😉😊😋😎😍 That makes one of the best birthdays.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Happy 70th Birthday to Me
Happy birthday Lush! That’s a big one.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Damn...you're twice my age.
Cheers and happy birthday.
Cheers and happy birthday.
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My main Man wow, I thought you were stuck in gear 66.
Party on! I admire you
Party on! I admire you
Drink!
Re: Happy 70th Birthday to Me
Congratulations on the celebration of the day your face touched your mother's vagina!
Seriously though, it's a milestone not made by a lot of folks in our lifestyle.
Congratulations.
Seriously though, it's a milestone not made by a lot of folks in our lifestyle.
Congratulations.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Happy 70th Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday Lush! Here's to many more! Cheers!
I hope nurse Lupe made you some tacos and margaritas for your special day.
I hope nurse Lupe made you some tacos and margaritas for your special day.
Okole maluna!
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Am I nuts or do I look and feel younger than my grandparents? You are older than I but do you feel or look like your grandpas back then?f
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Re: Happy 70th Birthday to Me
My grandpa was a badass to his dying day. He didn't like my Dad so he wasn't too involved with me after I was born. Yeah, I probably look like grandpa but he didn't smoke weed.🤪😵🥴
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Happy 70th Birthday to Me
I recall seeing you during the one Skype call I've so far managed to join and, damn it, you looked at least ten years younger, man (I was drunk at the time, take the compliment with a grain of salt). At any rate, bit late for the party but happy 70th, Lush!
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Happy Birthday young man!
Just let the prostitute you will inevitably hire know to stay on the ground floor because the spiral staircase is off limits.
Just let the prostitute you will inevitably hire know to stay on the ground floor because the spiral staircase is off limits.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Yeah but the sex dungeon is up there! Or maybe depending on the type of hooker he purchased, she may have a floor routine that could incorporate the S.S.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Tue Jul 19, 2022 12:57 amHappy Birthday young man!
Just let the prostitute you will inevitably hire know to stay on the ground floor because the spiral staircase is off limits.
Man the S.S. could probably use a good bleach cleaning after this b-day, Lush. Maybe you should pay Nurse Lupe extra to hook you up with that.
Okole maluna!
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My granddaddy was a dapper gentleman, I have many happy memories of being dumped off on him when mom and grandmother Mia and my aunt wanted to go shopping. I love the pic of Grandaddy pushing me in my stroller past the Dumbo ride at Disneyland. I am the one who looks like Winston Churchill, he is the cool guy in the white trousers and the Captain's cap.
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