Yeah, I know you will all be happy living in a concentration camp because that is where we are all headed if we aren't vaporized by nukes. But, Hell, at least there are no more mean Tweets! You all will vote again for that great statesman, Biden. Oh, pay no attention to House inquiries on the Biden family and your rising taxes. Bring on those covid mandates again I feel a chill. I mean who gives a shit for freedom and liberty. Import more terrorists too!
Random shit
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5090
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
- Location: Nearest tiki lounge
Re: Random shit
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Random shit
Okole maluna!
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Random shit
Hey, that’s a lot of beer bottles to throw at Christmas music.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Random shit
Business Name: Pissyweeds LLC
Business Model: Employ bums, hobos and tramps for their untapped urinary potential.
"Friends,
I have noticed that while pissing on a certain spot in the great outdoors a magical and peculiar thing happened: nothing grows there. Not a goddamn weed. Not a goddamn seed. Nothing.
And that is why I propose to thee a completely new concept for weed control in your uptight yard or that of the troublesome tenant. Hire Pissyweeds to manage your quackgrass and personal issues. We provide gainful employment to otherwise stumbling fucks who will deliver artisanal urine directly to your lawn. Think of what the neighbors will think when they see the majesty of a half dozen authentically fucked-up folk making drizzle in unison. All for you!
You can also reserve your Holiday Bum Stools for those you love."
Business Model: Employ bums, hobos and tramps for their untapped urinary potential.
"Friends,
I have noticed that while pissing on a certain spot in the great outdoors a magical and peculiar thing happened: nothing grows there. Not a goddamn weed. Not a goddamn seed. Nothing.
And that is why I propose to thee a completely new concept for weed control in your uptight yard or that of the troublesome tenant. Hire Pissyweeds to manage your quackgrass and personal issues. We provide gainful employment to otherwise stumbling fucks who will deliver artisanal urine directly to your lawn. Think of what the neighbors will think when they see the majesty of a half dozen authentically fucked-up folk making drizzle in unison. All for you!
You can also reserve your Holiday Bum Stools for those you love."
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Random shit
Okole maluna!
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5090
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
- Location: Nearest tiki lounge
Re: Random shit
What about Zoomers? They could be my grandchildren if I had any. Dumb as fuck and blissful as hell. I'm glad I won't be around when they take over the country to replace their parents in the X gen.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Random shit
Indeed, sir. That's why some of us dumbasses in the world were at least smart enough to not reproduce. Although our kids would have been the ones to beat the crap out of a lot of other kids who deserve it I imagine.
Okole maluna!
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6224
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: Random shit
I'll drink to that. Cheers!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 3:27 pmThat's why some of us dumbasses in the world were at least smart enough to not reproduce.
Re: Random shit
Here's a documentary on day drinking - and morning drinking like I do. And it's so fucking accurate. This film is in New York, but I'm in San Diego, and it's so simialr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdtdipgEjgE
-
- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
- Posts: 1281
- Joined: Thu Apr 27, 2023 10:35 pm
- Location: New Orleans
Re: Random shit
So so IMO. The Best Hotel on Skid Row, narrated by Bukowski, far more interesting. Nobody wore jewelry on Skid Row.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
Re: Random shit
Very cool find, thanksHugh wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 1:59 amHere's a documentary on day drinking - and morning drinking like I do. And it's so fucking accurate. This film is in New York, but I'm in San Diego, and it's so simialr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdtdipgEjgE
Drink!
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Random shit
Okole maluna!
- Savage
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 25434
- Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
- Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go