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Re: Shit we hate:
Youtube blocking addblockers and wanting money for free content now. Fuck that shit
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Re: Shit we hate:
Havoc always ensues when that happens.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 10:03 am
All because somebody turned off Black Sabbath and put on christmas music.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Following along the lines of Nausea's post about ringtones...
Doorbell noises on TV when you have a barky-ass dog.
Dog barking on TV when you have a barky-ass dog. When our dog starts to bark at the noise, we tell him it's a "fake dog" and he stops but he's confused.
Following the lines of my own post about doorbells...
I hate the fking doorbell and for whatever reason, there is always somebody in Germany ringing it. The mailman gets off on it I think. It riles up the household all for a package that could have been left on the front porch instead of hand delivery. Can you imagine having the doorbell rung, every single freaking time you get a package?! It's maddening.
Asking the 'murricans...aren't people basically blowing heads off of people for even stepping on to your lawn these days, much less, ring your doorbell? I wish it was like that here.*sighs*
Doorbell noises on TV when you have a barky-ass dog.
Dog barking on TV when you have a barky-ass dog. When our dog starts to bark at the noise, we tell him it's a "fake dog" and he stops but he's confused.
Following the lines of my own post about doorbells...
I hate the fking doorbell and for whatever reason, there is always somebody in Germany ringing it. The mailman gets off on it I think. It riles up the household all for a package that could have been left on the front porch instead of hand delivery. Can you imagine having the doorbell rung, every single freaking time you get a package?! It's maddening.
Asking the 'murricans...aren't people basically blowing heads off of people for even stepping on to your lawn these days, much less, ring your doorbell? I wish it was like that here.*sighs*
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Re: Shit we hate:
Well, to answer your question, not all ‘murrucans are having PTSD flashbacks and stacking "da gooks" like sandbags on the front lawn.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 5:18 am
Asking the 'murricans...aren't people basically blowing heads off of people for even stepping on to your lawn these days, much less, ring your doorbell? I wish it was like that here.*sighs*
In fact, most ‘murricans these days are simple, ranch sauce loving individuals from a diverse ethic background of mongrels, mutts and mules. Ours is more of a porch pirate baiting culture these days. Incendiary glitter bombs. Rhinestone encrusted bear traps. Invasive tiktoks. That sort of ad nauseum.
But, here’s the good news. Now that you’re a more or less an official German, you can set MG-42 machine gun traps for the treacherous mailman. Or, if you please, question him for his papers and threaten to send him to Bergenbelsen, mein fraulein.
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I'd rather have that guy, just throwing the mail at the box.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2023 8:59 pmWell, to answer your question, not all ‘murrucans are having PTSD flashbacks and stacking "da gooks" like sandbags on the front lawn.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 5:18 am
Asking the 'murricans...aren't people basically blowing heads off of people for even stepping on to your lawn these days, much less, ring your doorbell? I wish it was like that here.*sighs*
In fact, most ‘murricans these days are simple, ranch sauce loving individuals from a diverse ethic background of mongrels, mutts and mules. Ours is more of a porch pirate baiting culture these days. Incendiary glitter bombs. Rhinestone encrusted bear traps. Invasive tiktoks. That sort of ad nauseum.
But, here’s the good news. Now that you’re a more or less an official German, you can set MG-42 machine gun traps for the treacherous mailman. Or, if you please, question him for his papers and threaten to send him to Bergenbelsen, mein fraulein.
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Re: Shit we hate:
You could always just disconnect the doorbell.
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Nope. Can't. oett would feel anxiously disconnected from society and less German if we did that. But yes, I totally would. Or at least have a sign like "Ring the Doorbell at Own Risk"
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Re: Shit we hate:
I gave up trying to get my sleazy Portuguese porn to play on a North Korean DVD player. I just transferred it all to betamax. Problem solved.
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Re: Shit we hate:
All of the lip-syncing at the Thanksgiving parade.
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Re: Shit we hate:
The bots' new voices. Especially Crow.
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You-Tubers always mukbanging Jollibee and I will probably never ever get to try it.
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When they bleep out curse words on Gordon Ramsay's shows. Or any programming for that matter.
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When everyone bagged my balls for going to Red Lobster with oett. Mine was awesome. Especially the spicy pineapple margarita.
McDonald's Hacks
Shitty non-authentic tortilla chips
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Salami Pizza
When they bleep out curse words on Gordon Ramsay's shows. Or any programming for that matter.
Marzipan
When everyone bagged my balls for going to Red Lobster with oett. Mine was awesome. Especially the spicy pineapple margarita.
McDonald's Hacks
Shitty non-authentic tortilla chips
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Re: Shit we hate:
Ball bagging is the worstArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:52 amWhen everyone bagged my balls for going to Red Lobster with oett. Mine was awesome. Especially the spicy pineapple margarita.