Burger King wrote:Our strategy this year includes closing over 200 underperforming locations because our food- quite frankly- sucks. And people know it. We’re also investing heavily in more television commercials, and we have a new burger coming out called the BK Double Wanker BBQ Triple Stack Crack Heart Attack Whopper.
Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Nay KFC Christmas special. Nay.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 12:38 pmBurger King wrote:Our strategy this year includes closing over 200 underperforming locations because our food- quite frankly- sucks. And people know it. We’re also investing heavily in more television commercials, and we have a new burger coming out called the BK Double Wanker BBQ Triple Stack Crack Heart Attack Whopper.
I wanna Wanker Triple Heart Attack Double Crack Whopper!
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Fuckin’ Wendy’s. That’s all I got to say ambiguously.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
That and the goddamn Arby’s.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
3 am and you're staggering out of the pub with a case of the drunchies. You look across the street and see a BK. You know you're about to smach the Christmas special into your drunk facehole.
At least I would.
I'm fat though so probably best not to listen to me.
Can we get Benitobeast to check this out for us? It's on his turf.
At least I would.
I'm fat though so probably best not to listen to me.
Can we get Benitobeast to check this out for us? It's on his turf.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
You’re right. My drunk facehole eats things that would make a billygoat puke. Hardee’s, for example.
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Okay okay hold up. First you went for Wendy's jugular, which I can kinda get on board with, as there's much better fast food stuff out there. I've said it before but the credit I give them was their limited time Monterey Ranch Chicken sammy they would have from time to time. And the last thing I ate from there was a Baconator that my bro brought me and I devoured it.
Then you bagged Arby's, which I haven't been to in 20 plus years so don't remember it much. I remember liking the onion petals but they got rid of them. But they claim to have the meats so I assume their roast beast was good.
But Hardee's? Come T.F. on, dude. Hot Ham n' Cheese! Chicken sandwiches? Roast beef!? Sourdough Frisco Melts!!! Awesome breakfast items like biscuits and gravy! They have a wide variety of awesomeness. P'chaaa. Talk to my paw!
Anyone remember when they used to have cinnamon raisin biscuits and fried chicken? Such a shame they discontinued all that not only because they were delicious, but also because then I would have had more ammunition against BF hating on Hardee's.
We don't have any of these establishments in Germany BTW so I would appreciate any of them at this juncture.
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I don't think I've ever seen a Hardees anywhere near me. I kind of thought they were extinct.
Aside from local burger joints and the occassional pizzeria offering I tend to avoid fast food. The exception being Five Guys. Mainly because they offer jalapenos and bell pepper as toppings, but also the fries ain't half bad.
Aside from local burger joints and the occassional pizzeria offering I tend to avoid fast food. The exception being Five Guys. Mainly because they offer jalapenos and bell pepper as toppings, but also the fries ain't half bad.
Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
One of my earliest memories is of being inside a Hardee's in the Middle East, particularly the box of french fries.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Never been to Five Guys but I hear nothing but positive reviews. We actually have 'em here but not in our town.scream ale wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:38 pmI don't think I've ever seen a Hardees anywhere near me. I kind of thought they were extinct.
Aside from local burger joints and the occassional pizzeria offering I tend to avoid fast food. The exception being Five Guys. Mainly because they offer jalapenos and bell pepper as toppings, but also the fries ain't half bad.
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Wow the Middle East have 'em but not Germany? Jeeze it's a prison here. I remember Hardee's was the first place I ever had curly fries and I was wowed. Eat that, Badfellow!
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This place is a prison!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:26 pmWow the Middle East have 'em but not Germany? Jeeze it's a prison here. I remember Hardee's was the first place I ever had curly fries and I was wowed. Eat that, Badfellow!
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Re: Oh Sammich glory - Y or N?
Yay or nay?
McDonald's Green Burger (from China) - pork patty with egg, lettuce, and a secret jalapeño sauce.
Yeah sure why not.
McDonald's Green Burger (from China) - pork patty with egg, lettuce, and a secret jalapeño sauce.
Yeah sure why not.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Does it turn blue when exposed to sunlight?
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