Congratulations DPAW!

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:21 pm

I saw that Puppies reached the 500th post plateau. Congratulations and welcome to the wonderfull world of being an Inebriate Savant!

Next drink is on me.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:45 pm

Now I'm jealous. I never got to be an 'Inebriate Savant".

Seriously 'though, congratulations DPAW, my friend. Now let's all go crack open a few and celebrate.

You know, when you do get your bar up and running, you'll have to put a few computers in so people can post whilst getting blissful. We can then set up web-cams for the First Annual Modern Drunkards' Convention. When those anti-salon leaguers and MADD morons see how much fun we will be having they'll infarct! (No great loss).

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:46 pm

infarct?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:17 pm

Infarct - noun (med) - from the Latin infarctus, past participle of infarcire to stuff, from in- + farcire to stuff - an area of necrosis in a tissue or organ resulting from obstruction of the local circulation by a thrombus or embolus, esp. of the heart.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:20 pm

Congrats to DPAW! So many reasons to celebrate, so little time.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:33 am

i never saw this post. don't know how that happened. thanks all. i love you guys. i'm crying now, really. someday i'll achieve palinka status, maybe, if i try hard. i have to thank all the friends that refused to talk to me about my drinking because their wives were concerned, and i have to thank the wives for being concerned, and cooking me home cooked meals, and cleaning my apartment because i'm too damned lazy, and for the haircuts, and all of you for being so supportive. when the tears dry, oh fuck it, before the tears dry, i raising my glass to all of you.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:37 am

I'll drink to that! (later of course, i'm at work)

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:40 am

tewn fer tall and bul;let proof her i come, after this beer.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:45 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:tewn fer tall and bul;let proof her i come, after this beer.

What?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:48 am

think my ahnds were too far to the left on the keyboard, sorry... getting hard to concentrate. 15 minutes till the liquor store opens.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:12 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:15 minutes till the liquor store opens.

I hate that fucking count down.

M

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:16 am

MORRISON wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:15 minutes till the liquor store opens.

I hate that fucking count down.

M

You should have been here yesterday at 10 pm GMT.

That's exactly what it felt like!