I'm drunker 'an shit
fdoosey might spit
But if you buy him a drink
The man's a saint you would think
As he cooly toasts you with it
Drunken Limericks
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- CrunchyPissCrystals
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i like to jerk off in a sock
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis
i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis
i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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This is by far the best one yetdeadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like to jerk off in a sock
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis
i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill
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There once was a noble young punk,
Who dedcided that he should get drunk,
Beer filled him with might,
He got in a fight,
The club hit his head with a thunk.
True story about my buddy troy.
Who dedcided that he should get drunk,
Beer filled him with might,
He got in a fight,
The club hit his head with a thunk.
True story about my buddy troy.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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I am Capt Mikedeadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like to jerk off in a sock
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis
i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
Deadpuppies is a sight!
He drinks all night
Comes to work tight
And sucks my dick all night
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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whoa! whoa! where'd that come from? not true! not true!LuckyStrikes wrote:I am Capt Mikedeadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like to jerk off in a sock
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis
i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
Deadpuppies is a sight!
He drinks all night
Comes to work tight
And sucks my dick all night
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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- CrunchyPissCrystals
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I like to get boozyCrunchyPissCrystals wrote:LuckyStrikes is a fine drinking lass
She's happy when filled is her glass
She likes to get boozy
But she's no damn floozy
And if you call her one, she'll kick your ass
until I am woozy
But ass kicking I'll never do
I'll just call Crunchy
when times get funky
to wrestle those chumpies to the floor
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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its twelve o'clock
i'm losing a time block
time to get drunk
locked in a trunk
go fuck yourslef cap'n mike davis
i guess i'm all limericked out
i'm losing a time block
time to get drunk
locked in a trunk
go fuck yourslef cap'n mike davis
i guess i'm all limericked out
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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