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So everyone's asleep, except li'l ol' me. Why do humans go about their business during the daylight hours? The night time is the right time. Soon, I will crash. And sure as shit, some daylight freak will want me awake and talking. LEAVE ME ALONE, I SAY.
like tears in rain
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I get out of work in an hour. Then I'm gonna go home and take a nap untill its dark out. Daylight scares me. Nobody ever got skin cancer from the moon ya know?
Oh yeah, once I wake up it's drinkin' time!
Oh yeah, once I wake up it's drinkin' time!
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
Yes, I'm on a night time working schedule as well. Some of my friends are so fucking inconsiderate about it and it angers me. I have one who just cannot understand that I sleep from 10:00 to 4:00 during the day and insists on calling me during those hours. I called him and woke him up the other day on my way to work at 2:30 am just to give him a taste of his own medicine so I don't think he'll be calling me during the day anymore.
You can kill a man for cheatin',
you can kill him for his shoes,
but expect to catch a beatin' if you're reachin' for his booze
you can kill him for his shoes,
but expect to catch a beatin' if you're reachin' for his booze
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?Rowdydrunk79 wrote: Ever been to a bar twenty minutes after waking up, with bedhead and morning breathe?
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Holy crap! :shock:
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If you were my midget, I'd treat you like a princess.
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2:30 am? I suppose he was quite pissed, wasn't he? Did he thank you for waking him up so he could finish his beer? Did he invite you to join? - a good friend always does.rocko wrote:Yes, I'm on a night time working schedule as well. Some of my friends are so fucking inconsiderate about it and it angers me. I have one who just cannot understand that I sleep from 10:00 to 4:00 during the day and insists on calling me during those hours. I called him and woke him up the other day on my way to work at 2:30 am just to give him a taste of his own medicine so I don't think he'll be calling me during the day anymore.
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I can't fall asleep
Won't someone sing me a lullabye? It is raining, thunder, the works here, and I can't sleep. I just opened the scotch, maybe that will help.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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I had that same problem last night. Came back from the bar a little drunk, still couldn't sleep so I raided my roomies booze and succeeded in passing out around 4am. I see if I can help.
Drink some booze
Go to sleep
Get a load on and sink deep
Into bed as the booze spins your head
Drink some booze
Go to sleep
Get a load on and sink deep
Into bed as the booze spins your head
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Re: I can't fall asleep
Just pretend it's fireworks.LuckyStrikes wrote:It is raining, thunder, the works here
You're out of your league, go back to your own village!