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- Inebriate Savant
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Say what you may about Ween, this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/ween/w ... audio.html
Can you see them bringing that remix and playing it for a roomful of advertising executives?
http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/ween/w ... audio.html
Can you see them bringing that remix and playing it for a roomful of advertising executives?
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forget about this post. repeat
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Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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We're all slurring, I see. You know what sucks, I have this tenacious drunken memory. I'm a very cross-lateral thinker and tend to go on these hellacious, meandering tangents, and just when the unfortunates I've managed to corner think they're in the clear, I rebound with the point of the original tirade. Kind of like an epic Irish folk song.
Which reminds me of this homebum, Irish Pete, who used to approach the punks sitting on the stoops of the Lower East Side, and begin to sing at us, of course all the while greedily eyeing the 40 we were passin about. But the thing is, we had an unspoken honor system, don't partake unless you are prepared to buy (# of people drinking) = (how many rounds you can share in before it's your turn, buck-o). So this guy would come hang out with us if he spied us with a 40, but then, he would never fuck off. I mean, seriously, two hours later, he'd stop bellowing for a moment (probably cos he busy was sucking down our beer) and we'd all secretly breath a sigh of relief... "Oh, the geezer is finally done! Now the last 3 beers we can afford are OURS! And OURS ALONE!" Then he'd draw a deep breath and proceed to invent inane verses, just to stay in our good graces... :lol:
Which reminds me of this homebum, Irish Pete, who used to approach the punks sitting on the stoops of the Lower East Side, and begin to sing at us, of course all the while greedily eyeing the 40 we were passin about. But the thing is, we had an unspoken honor system, don't partake unless you are prepared to buy (# of people drinking) = (how many rounds you can share in before it's your turn, buck-o). So this guy would come hang out with us if he spied us with a 40, but then, he would never fuck off. I mean, seriously, two hours later, he'd stop bellowing for a moment (probably cos he busy was sucking down our beer) and we'd all secretly breath a sigh of relief... "Oh, the geezer is finally done! Now the last 3 beers we can afford are OURS! And OURS ALONE!" Then he'd draw a deep breath and proceed to invent inane verses, just to stay in our good graces... :lol:
You're out of your league, go back to your own village!
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She's got my "boring but safe wife of the high ranking so and so" hairdo that I always had to wear at the boring out of my phuking skull functions I used to have to go to. I just cleaned out my closet, and found the boring bitch dark pink dress and the stupid black oldlady pumps I used to wear. Never again! As God is my witness, I will never sit on stage and eat a tough as shit steak or rubber chicken again. Ahem. Pardon my rant.
like tears in rain
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Back in 90, whilst in pursuit of an elusive respectable-like job, I donned pumps, hid my mohawk under a hat, and wore a matching skirt and top. And to top off the humiliation -- tights. I walked around the French Quarter all day long on my quest. Burger King handed me an application.
It had an essay question.
"Explain in your own words why you want to work for Burger King?"
I was vegetarian, but I put some smart ass shit about how "I believe in the product!" I caught sight of myself in the plate glass windows on Canal Street and was dismayed. My best friend told me she was considering becoming a stripper. My heart sank further. We happened to take a left onto the shorn side of my shorn head.
That's when I decided, fuck it. I'll just become a cocktail waitress in a sleazy mafia bar. :roll:
It had an essay question.
"Explain in your own words why you want to work for Burger King?"
I was vegetarian, but I put some smart ass shit about how "I believe in the product!" I caught sight of myself in the plate glass windows on Canal Street and was dismayed. My best friend told me she was considering becoming a stripper. My heart sank further. We happened to take a left onto the shorn side of my shorn head.
That's when I decided, fuck it. I'll just become a cocktail waitress in a sleazy mafia bar. :roll:
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And you have my respect for that. For what it's worth.
I walked away from my previous profession when the fuckers tried to give me a medal. For being shot.
I'm very drunk please ignore this post...
I walked away from my previous profession when the fuckers tried to give me a medal. For being shot.
I'm very drunk please ignore this post...
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