You went on vacation for two weeks and the owner had his boat repossessed.
They named a drink after you.....they used to call it beer.
You fill in your local for Direct Deposit.
You have a toothbrush in the restroom.
You know you're a regular when.....
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You know you're a regular when.....
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
- fdoosey
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...when the taxi company know you on a first-name basis.
...when you get grunts of acknowledgement from even the most drunk of regulars upon entering.
...when you get grunts of acknowledgement from even the most drunk of regulars upon entering.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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...When they remind you that it's your mother's birthday. And send the flowers for you.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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when you say goodnight, i'm going to bed, its just the box in the corner by the pool tables.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
- coqui_chris
- Drinking Like W.C.
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- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
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When you ask for a drink, they don't ask what flavor, they just bring you your beer and shot.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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the male bartender comes around to give you a......... well, nevermind.coqui_chris wrote:The female bartender comes around to give you a hug
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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the owner of your local knows your birthday, and your brother forgot.
the bartender asks you to go into the keg room and change the guinness.
you have had sex in the owners office
the staff asks you to cover for them when they go next door to get pizza
you have tried for two years to get your own cocktail, to no avail
the bartender asks you to go into the keg room and change the guinness.
you have had sex in the owners office
the staff asks you to cover for them when they go next door to get pizza
you have tried for two years to get your own cocktail, to no avail
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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