You know you're a regular when.....

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:53 pm

...or the bouncers recover your passed-out ass from the lawn so you don't get wet when the sprinkers go off.

lazzy lester · Post by **lazzy lester** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:43 am

.... when u haven't been in said establishment for 6 months & THEY STILL REM U & WHAT U R 4 DRINKING!!

lazzy lester · Post by **lazzy lester** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:44 am

... when they let u hava wee ZZZZzzzzz @ the bar, b4 gently reminding u that u don't ZZZZzzzzz here...

Martini4TheLady · Post by **Martini4TheLady** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:05 am

When the bartenders sleep on your couch until their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/husbands cool off. True.

When the owner goes over the bar food menu with you before its printed.

bella · Post by **bella** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:41 am

When others ask if its alright with you to change the channel on the television

When you get to hang your jacket in the kitchen because you’re going to forget it anyways.

When the bartender gives you a free bottle of booze for vacation.

When a song comes on and other regulars yell.. “we know Kelly was at the juke box last”

When the bartender tells others they are out of something when really they aren’t, but just have enough left for you.

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:17 pm

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:They say "you know how to work the gun" when you ask for a fresh chaser.

Nice one!

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:44 pm

The bartender calls you at work wondering where you are.

They open early because it's your birthday.

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:47 pm

Any time you throw up the staff refers to it as "The Money Shot."

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:51 pm

when 'your drink' is on the bar as you reach 'your seat'

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:56 pm

barcalounge wrote:Any time you throw up the staff refers to it as "The Money Shot."

Funny, but sick!

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:01 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:
barcalounge wrote:Any time you throw up the staff refers to it as "The Money Shot."
Funny, but sick!

You just described my life.

Demented and sad....but social.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:41 pm

barcalounge wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:They say "you know how to work the gun" when you ask for a fresh chaser.
Nice one!

I just can't get them to let me freshen-up my shotglass. Have to work on that one...

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:42 pm

barcalounge wrote:Demented and sad....but social.

Breakfast Club?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:58 pm

thirsty4beer wrote:when 'your drink' is on the bar as you reach 'your seat'

read shithole i call home at favorite bars. i can be gone a year and those fabuloua bartingers still have an ice cold MGD (that's right, i said MGD) at my barstool. those are truly great women and since i've rwealized their capabilitirs, i tip them the samee omount as mu tab. i love those girlds.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:39 pm

From this week's onion:

Bartender Refuses To Acknowledge Patron's Regular Status
DAYTON, OH—Hurley's Pub bartender Don O'Hagan once again refused to acknowledge Henry Wells' status as a regular patron, the disappointed customer reported Tuesday. "I've been coming here for nearly two years, and I don't get so much as a nod of recognition when I sit down," said Wells, who estimated he's ordered a Bushmills with a splash of water from O'Hagan nearly 500 times. "I don't expect this place to be like Cheers, I just think that I deserve be treated like a human being, is all." Wells said he seriously considered not leaving a tip on his next round.