You know you're a regular when.....
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- Drunker Than God
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- bella
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When others ask if its alright with you to change the channel on the television
When you get to hang your jacket in the kitchen because you’re going to forget it anyways.
When the bartender gives you a free bottle of booze for vacation.
When a song comes on and other regulars yell.. “we know Kelly was at the juke box last”
When the bartender tells others they are out of something when really they aren’t, but just have enough left for you.
When you get to hang your jacket in the kitchen because you’re going to forget it anyways.
When the bartender gives you a free bottle of booze for vacation.
When a song comes on and other regulars yell.. “we know Kelly was at the juke box last”
When the bartender tells others they are out of something when really they aren’t, but just have enough left for you.
me loves the voddie
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- Frankennietzsche
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Funny, but sick!barcalounge wrote:Any time you throw up the staff refers to it as "The Money Shot."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
You just described my life.Frankennietzsche wrote:Funny, but sick!barcalounge wrote:Any time you throw up the staff refers to it as "The Money Shot."
Demented and sad....but social.
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- Drunker Than God
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read shithole i call home at favorite bars. i can be gone a year and those fabuloua bartingers still have an ice cold MGD (that's right, i said MGD) at my barstool. those are truly great women and since i've rwealized their capabilitirs, i tip them the samee omount as mu tab. i love those girlds.thirsty4beer wrote:when 'your drink' is on the bar as you reach 'your seat'
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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From this week's onion:
Bartender Refuses To Acknowledge Patron's Regular Status
DAYTON, OH—Hurley's Pub bartender Don O'Hagan once again refused to acknowledge Henry Wells' status as a regular patron, the disappointed customer reported Tuesday. "I've been coming here for nearly two years, and I don't get so much as a nod of recognition when I sit down," said Wells, who estimated he's ordered a Bushmills with a splash of water from O'Hagan nearly 500 times. "I don't expect this place to be like Cheers, I just think that I deserve be treated like a human being, is all." Wells said he seriously considered not leaving a tip on his next round.
Bartender Refuses To Acknowledge Patron's Regular Status
DAYTON, OH—Hurley's Pub bartender Don O'Hagan once again refused to acknowledge Henry Wells' status as a regular patron, the disappointed customer reported Tuesday. "I've been coming here for nearly two years, and I don't get so much as a nod of recognition when I sit down," said Wells, who estimated he's ordered a Bushmills with a splash of water from O'Hagan nearly 500 times. "I don't expect this place to be like Cheers, I just think that I deserve be treated like a human being, is all." Wells said he seriously considered not leaving a tip on his next round.
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