If you weres tudck on a desert Island for 3month, and you could only bring 3 tihngs, what wou0od you bring??
1 a jug of cornliquor or wht lightning
2 a ligter
3 cigaretes a carton to f them
cornliquor gets youdrunk with jus ta couple of sips, would lastat least a few weeks, a guj would.
ONly 3 items!!!!
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ONly 3 items!!!!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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A still
A sack of corn
And a copy of "Lord of the Flies" so I'll know how to get it right.
A sack of corn
And a copy of "Lord of the Flies" so I'll know how to get it right.
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
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- Paul Newman, The Hustler
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141203 ... F8&s=books
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a blowflex system (for the item below)
a young, legal girl
and plenty of booze and condoms (they qare one item)
a young, legal girl
and plenty of booze and condoms (they qare one item)
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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OK:
1) A big-ass barrel of single malt.
2) 300 burritos.
3) a case of toilet paper.
I can fashion a cup from seashells or coconuts.
1) A big-ass barrel of single malt.
2) 300 burritos.
3) a case of toilet paper.
I can fashion a cup from seashells or coconuts.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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with no women, what sdoes it mat4eer what the ass smells kilke.fdoosey wrote: 3) a case of toilet paper.
I can fashion a cup from seashells or coconuts.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Simple. I don't need to itch like crazy for three months. Sure, I'd bathe.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:with no women, what sdoes it mat4eer what the ass smells kilke.fdoosey wrote: 3) a case of toilet paper.
I can fashion a cup from seashells or coconuts.
Well, OK, maybe you DO have a point. Let's change Number 3 to:
3) A big fookin' knife.
For killing fish and animals and natives. Then carving them up for eatin'!
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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ther is ab ocaen right there. europeans discovered the (sounmds like) biday yeqars ago. the ocean is onr gigantib *(sounds ;like) biday. with no women, why bathe or wipe toyu ass or brushg you teeth or wear underwuer or..........
the list goer on and on
the list goer on and on
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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not id you keep them tied to the cocdanut tree.LuckyStrikes wrote:i dont want anyone ther for 3monts. they woudl drunk up m y liquor.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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nobody said they wabt ne on there island and i'm deaoly offende. what the fuck is wronh thith you peoples yos woyuldn't want me for 3 montyhes? you are sicj frunkss.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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1) Booze.
2) Smokes.
3) Literature.
Actually, screw the desert island that is my usual shopping list anyway.
2) Smokes.
3) Literature.
Actually, screw the desert island that is my usual shopping list anyway.
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