Drunkard's trip to the store

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Captain Mullocked
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Post by Captain Mullocked »

That's a beautiful story. It's making my liver cry or shake, I can't tell
And the sun's always rising in the sky somewhere
-Against Me!

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thirsty4beer
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Post by thirsty4beer »

i definately agree thats it pays to be a regular werever you get your booze, for all the reasons already stated.
bartender friends are a must too :wink:

and NEVER be ashamed and/or embarassed to be recognised at your booze shop. as someones signature once said, 'Drunkard pride worldwide'
mine's a pint

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Frankennietzsche
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Post by Frankennietzsche »

I need to go to the liquor store on my lunch break, for after work supplies.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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DrunkenJackFlask
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Post by DrunkenJackFlask »

thirsty4beer wrote:...and NEVER be ashamed and/or embarassed to be recognised at your booze shop. as someones signature once said, 'Drunkard pride worldwide'
Word to yer momma. DP, Worldwide! I can see it at the liquor store, but I hardly ever shop there. My habit requires me to buy in bulk, and I just don't have the patience to explain myself to the inquisitive suburbanites that inhabit my Costco.

LuckyStrikes
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

No shame here. I buy my liquor with pride and glee. And cash.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by Rowdydrunk79 »

Hell I'm on better terms with the clerks at my local store than I am with my barber
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
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bigtimetowers
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Post by bigtimetowers »

we are almost at the stage of qualifying for our own parking spot at our local bottle shop.... and why not! same time, same place most evenings picking up the bounty

StoliGirl
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Post by StoliGirl »

I get mine delivered. Saves on gas.

Chelsea40oz
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

I'd love to call in an order, but it won't happen in this neighborhood for quite a while. To encounter hookers and crack dealers, however, we need go no further than the sidewalk out front. :x
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:I'd love to call in an order, but it won't happen in this neighborhood for quite a while. To encounter hookers and crack dealers, however, we need go no further than the sidewalk out front. :x
My cousin lived in south Minneapolis and she always had her booze delivered. Somewhere between Hennepin and Lyndale near Lake.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by Chelsea40oz »

She probably ordered from Hum's or Franklin Nic Liq, and quite possibly has been served by friends of mine. I lived in Whittier for most of my time here and availed myself of that fine service too. Snow and ice are not conducive to skateboarding. Although sleddogs are a whole different story.
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