tanqueray. an olf frinedn revisited
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tanqueray. an olf frinedn revisited
me and my old pal are giubg fir a walk. goung to get to know onr another again. lkater fine poeple that don't erfnat mne on their derrert is,alnd.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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It is pertty dern funny...Generic Jug wrote:For some reason this struck me as one of the funniest things I've ever read.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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I can just imagine DPAW prancing and twirling through a bright, endless field of poppies, singing "i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers" in a high-pitched falsetto.Jimmy&Guinney wrote:It is pertty dern funny...Generic Jug wrote:For some reason this struck me as one of the funniest things I've ever read.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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It's nice to hear other people thinking like me once in a while.Generic Jug wrote:I can just imagine DPAW prancing and twirling through a bright, endless field of poppies, singing "i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers" in a high-pitched falsetto.Jimmy&Guinney wrote:It is pertty dern funny...Generic Jug wrote: For some reason this struck me as one of the funniest things I've ever read.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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i know its easy to do, but you have confused meChelsea40ozBondage! wrote:DPAW, I think a surprise appearance by your ship would be most welcome. I'll remember to order a pallet of booze instead of just a case.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Three items... instead of using up a wish on a mere case of booze I'll take an entire pallet instead. So there's plenty to go around when you pay me a visit.
I said that in reference to your comment
I said that in reference to your comment
Try as you might, you don't usually confuse me.kater fine poeple that don't erfnat mne on their derrert is,alnd.
You're out of your league, go back to your own village!
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why are you all picturing me dancing in fields of flowers? you are sick, sick,, sick, sick people. i just hope i am clothed in your twisted fantasies.Jimmy&Guinney wrote: I can just imagine DPAW prancing and twirling through a bright, endless field of poppies, singing "i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers" in a high-pitched falsetto.
It's nice to hear other people thinking like me once in a while.
oh and chelsea, believe me, you do not want your smalll island invaded by 5000 drunk horny sailors. we can be very irritating.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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I'm sure as long as you all got to make Captain Mike Davis walk the plank or get keel-hauled, all would be forgiven.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: oh and chelsea, believe me, you do not want your smalll island invaded by 5000 drunk horny sailors. we can be very irritating.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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i don't know what keel-hauled is, but it sounds like a fair suggestion.fdoosey wrote:I'm sure as long as you all got to make Captain Mike Davis walk the plank or get keel-hauled, all would be forgiven.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: oh and chelsea, believe me, you do not want your smalll island invaded by 5000 drunk horny sailors. we can be very irritating.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Keel-hauling was an old Pirate punishment. Basically, you tied up the offending pirate, run the rope under the boat and up on the other side, making a loop, then pull one end, dragging the offender alongside the hull, scraping across the barnacles and whatnot, underwater, until he came up the other side.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i don't know what keel-hauled is, but it sounds like a fair suggestion.
Needless to say, the survival rate wasn't 100% on this. But that is a man's punishment!
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.