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Post by Savage » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:52 pm

Maybe we should get up a betting pool on this. Since it's so close now, it would have to be hour, or even minute--with closest on winning.
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Post by TheBigCasino » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:16 am

10,000 sigs = we gert superfuvking loaded, even more than we already do, if it's possible
BMMS is wrong.

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Post by Savage » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:42 am

TheBigCasino wrote:10,000 sigs = we gert superfuvking loaded, even more than we already do, if it's possible
Well like, duh! But I'm talking about betting, man. Money on the table! Come on! Who's in?
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Post by Fast Cast » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:23 am

Savage wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:10,000 sigs = we gert superfuvking loaded, even more than we already do, if it's possible
Well like, duh! But I'm talking about betting, man. Money on the table! Come on! Who's in?
9991 at 8:21am EST. I'm betting 10K at 1:38pm EST, 3/26/2005.

Then we get superfuvking loaded.
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Post by Fast Cast » Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:11 pm

9995
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Post by Jr_DeCaveman » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:55 pm

Down to the final 5, anyone here who hasn't signed this bad mother fucker its about time you get your asses in gear and join in cause this is gonna be sent as soon as we hit 10K which should be done in a few hours

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Post by Henry Chinaski » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:08 pm

drunken_child wrote:Down to the final 5, anyone here who hasn't signed this bad mother fucker its about time you get your asses in gear and join in cause this is gonna be sent as soon as we hit 10K which should be done in a few hours
Holy shit. 9998. So close I can taste it. The Drunkard should do a press release when you ship it to those bastards. Just to force them to reply. Damn fine work, DC. Your meticulously forged hammer is about to fall on those pointyhead sellouts.
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Post by Fast Cast » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:38 pm

10001. Congrats, DC!
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Post by Henry Chinaski » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:49 pm

Fast Cast wrote:10001. Congrats, DC!
Way to go, DC! Let's drink up!
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Post by Jr_DeCaveman » Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:21 pm

Henry Chinaski wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:10001. Congrats, DC!
Way to go, DC! Let's drink up!
Indeed I just found out. Tonight i am gonna party like its my last day on earth

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Post by Savage » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:12 am

Woo hoo! :D Yay! I'm getting drunk as a skunk on sweet Maker's even as I type this.
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Post by Giles Humbert III » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:20 am

Glorious day. Ten thousand soldiers against the darkness. Accrding to my calcules--thats a bloody lot of quid theyve lost. Bloody act of war. Tremendous service you've done, DrunkenChild. Gods work. Show those savages. THeyll get theirs yes they will.
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Post by Savage » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:32 am

Mr. H, I do agree with your sentiments. However, I am somewhat uncomfortable with your pejorative use of the word Savages. Not to worry, though. I'll drink my way through it.
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Post by Dirty $outh » Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:36 am

"They tell us, sir...that we are weak, unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature has placed in our power. Three millions of people armed in the holy cause of liberty and in such a country as that which we possess are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us.

"Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged. Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable -- and let it come!! I repeat it, sir, let it come!!!

"It is vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, peace, peace; but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?

"Forbid it, Almighty God -- I know not what course others may take; but as for me -- give me liberty or give me death!" Patrick Henry

These are the words of a true patriot. It is often said that "vigilence is the cost of liberty" If ever that were the case it is now. There is already too great a plague of government against the liberty of libations. Now we have the very distillers begining to turncoat in the face of 21st century neoprohibition. If this is not stopped now what will the result be? A possible avalanche of all the truley American Whiskeys to 80 proof and even low standards. In twenty years time will your favorite whiskey be just another light beer, or slandered as the new crack cocaine? There is no time like the present and our odds will only get worse. Liberty means the right of individuals to do what ever they desire to themselves and their property so long as they do not violate the basic human rights of others. Liberty is an eternal struggle that requires constant vigilance against public and private sectors alike. Today the challenge is with the Private Sector and the Brown Forman Corporation (although public challenges also remain). You may hate TJD, but if they are successful others will follow suit, until whiskey in the USJ (united states of jesus) is just another nametfor cheap beer. TJD may not be your favorite,or even whiskey for that matter, but if you deny this petition, you damn your favorite to die a traitor's death through devaluation.

The only reasonable and honorable course for those who love booze or liberty is to sign this noble document before we are reduced to the situation of nazi occupied Europe. Remember this, the most efficient means to errode the freedom of a people is through small steps, not large leaps. The darkness is positioned to engulph all lands, will you resist?

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Post by zak » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:37 pm

Dirty $outh wrote:"They tell us, sir...that we are weak, unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature has placed in our power. Three millions of people armed in the holy cause of liberty and in such a country as that which we possess are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us.

"Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged. Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable -- and let it come!! I repeat it, sir, let it come!!!

"It is vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, peace, peace; but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?

"Forbid it, Almighty God -- I know not what course others may take; but as for me -- give me liberty or give me death!" Patrick Henry

These are the words of a true patriot. It is often said that "vigilence is the cost of liberty" If ever that were the case it is now. There is already too great a plague of government against the liberty of libations. Now we have the very distillers begining to turncoat in the face of 21st century neoprohibition. If this is not stopped now what will the result be? A possible avalanche of all the truley American Whiskeys to 80 proof and even low standards. In twenty years time will your favorite whiskey be just another light beer, or slandered as the new crack cocaine? There is no time like the present and our odds will only get worse. Liberty means the right of individuals to do what ever they desire to themselves and their property so long as they do not violate the basic human rights of others. Liberty is an eternal struggle that requires constant vigilance against public and private sectors alike. Today the challenge is with the Private Sector and the Brown Forman Corporation (although public challenges also remain). You may hate TJD, but if they are successful others will follow suit, until whiskey in the USJ (united states of jesus) is just another nametfor cheap beer. TJD may not be your favorite,or even whiskey for that matter, but if you deny this petition, you damn your favorite to die a traitor's death through devaluation.

The only reasonable and honorable course for those who love booze or liberty is to sign this noble document before we are reduced to the situation of nazi occupied Europe. Remember this, the most efficient means to errode the freedom of a people is through small steps, not large leaps. The darkness is positioned to engulph all lands, will you resist?
Nicely put.
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