Taking dictation, answering phones, filing,or taking the lunch orders. (it's all in how you say them)Peripat wrote:I'm not going to the convention, either.
However, I may be off for a while on my Friday/Saturday as I agreed to help a working gal friend of mine... in what capacity, I shall not say. But I'll be ... around...
will anyone be here next weekend?
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de gustibus non est disputandum
de gustibus non est disputandum
I'm gonna be at a friend's graduation. I'm excited about the baccalaureate(sp?) reception on Friday night -- champagne fountains, YAY! And I'm excited about her party on Saturday -- but I am not too excited about getting my ass up early Saturday morning sit through the actual graduation.
"OPOVE TRHE DYCJUBG BIARD,,,TI AND I ARAE OTGETHER...HE SAITH MY WHILE THEY IN TEROOOGAATEEDMER."
~190Proof, on (presumably) love.
~190Proof, on (presumably) love.
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Yes - he somehow managed to convince me that he needed to go. I can't say I blame him - it sounds like a lot of fun. I did make him promise to wear his wedding ring though - so all you hawt mod drunkard girls keep your hands off!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:you sent sarge down there alone? wow, you are an incredible wife. he's very lucky. i'm actually in shock. never seen married people that actually had the trusting relationship they all brag about. it's amazing.happydrunk wrote:I'll be here too. I'm making sure I'm well supplied for next Saturday night - my first night alone in who knows how long - since Sarge will be in Denver and the kids at the in-laws place. I'm thinking Chinese food, ganga, DVD's, booze and loud music. Too bad one of you drunkards doesn't live near me to party in person that night! But at least I'll have some of you on-line to make drunken unintelligible conversation with!
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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What about us hawt MD guys?happydrunk wrote:Yes - he somehow managed to convince me that he needed to go. I can't say I blame him - it sounds like a lot of fun. I did make him promise to wear his wedding ring though - so all you hawt mod drunkard girls keep your hands off!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:you sent sarge down there alone? wow, you are an incredible wife. he's very lucky. i'm actually in shock. never seen married people that actually had the trusting relationship they all brag about. it's amazing.happydrunk wrote:I'll be here too. I'm making sure I'm well supplied for next Saturday night - my first night alone in who knows how long - since Sarge will be in Denver and the kids at the in-laws place. I'm thinking Chinese food, ganga, DVD's, booze and loud music. Too bad one of you drunkards doesn't live near me to party in person that night! But at least I'll have some of you on-line to make drunken unintelligible conversation with!
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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It seems like every time a girl posts a picture, she is some hot blonde or Jennifer Alba look alike! (sorry Misha!) The guys on the other hand . . . there are definitely a few hotties, but not on the same ratio as the girls!whiskeyprick wrote:What about us hawt MD guys?happydrunk wrote:Yes - he somehow managed to convince me that he needed to go. I can't say I blame him - it sounds like a lot of fun. I did make him promise to wear his wedding ring though - so all you hawt mod drunkard girls keep your hands off!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:you sent sarge down there alone? wow, you are an incredible wife. he's very lucky. i'm actually in shock. never seen married people that actually had the trusting relationship they all brag about. it's amazing.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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You'll have a chance to flirt with DANGERFIELD, baby!happydrunk wrote:I'll be here too. I'm making sure I'm well supplied for next Saturday night - my first night alone in who knows how long - since Sarge will be in Denver and the kids at the in-laws place. I'm thinking Chinese food, ganga, DVD's, booze and loud music. Too bad one of you drunkards doesn't live near me to party in person that night! But at least I'll have some of you on-line to make drunken unintelligible conversation with!
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
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i'll be here, so you can all revel in my wit and inherent coolness. enjoy.
Hate life all you want; it's still the best place to get a well mixed martini. - Palinka
if i were weromhg proper dootholes, the expreassionon your faxe would make me lk iy.. don't bother cZklllingm i gave a fiver to the chick with the wh9kzewrs. - bluebottle
if i were weromhg proper dootholes, the expreassionon your faxe would make me lk iy.. don't bother cZklllingm i gave a fiver to the chick with the wh9kzewrs. - bluebottle
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if you have shown sarge my pic yet, he wopuld be scared to death to leave you home aloner. i'm hot.happydrunk wrote:It seems like every time a girl posts a picture, she is some hot blonde or Jennifer Alba look alike! (sorry Misha!) The guys on the other hand . . . there are definitely a few hotties, but not on the same ratio as the girls!whiskeyprick wrote:What about us hawt MD guys?happydrunk wrote: Yes - he somehow managed to convince me that he needed to go. I can't say I blame him - it sounds like a lot of fun. I did make him promise to wear his wedding ring though - so all you hawt mod drunkard girls keep your hands off!
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
can i still be your maid?deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:if you have shown sarge my pic yet, he wopuld be scared to death to leave you home aloner. i'm hot.happydrunk wrote:It seems like every time a girl posts a picture, she is some hot blonde or Jennifer Alba look alike! (sorry Misha!) The guys on the other hand . . . there are definitely a few hotties, but not on the same ratio as the girls!whiskeyprick wrote: What about us hawt MD guys?
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.Liz wrote:can i still be your maid?deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:if you have shown sarge my pic yet, he wopuld be scared to death to leave you home aloner. i'm hot.happydrunk wrote: It seems like every time a girl posts a picture, she is some hot blonde or Jennifer Alba look alike! (sorry Misha!) The guys on the other hand . . . there are definitely a few hotties, but not on the same ratio as the girls!
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
fired? why, i've only just begun! can't you see i'm making you more comfortable in your surroundings? wait til i fashion you a rag on a stick!!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.Liz wrote:can i still be your maid?deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:if you have shown sarge my pic yet, he wopuld be scared to death to leave you home aloner. i'm hot.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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you got one week to straighten things up.Liz wrote:fired? why, i've only just begun! can't you see i'm making you more comfortable in your surroundings? wait til i fashion you a rag on a stick!!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.Liz wrote: can i still be your maid?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.