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Peripat wrote:I'm not going to the convention, either.

However, I may be off for a while on my Friday/Saturday as I agreed to help a working gal friend of mine... in what capacity, I shall not say. But I'll be ... around...
Taking dictation, answering phones, filing,or taking the lunch orders. (it's all in how you say them)
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I'm gonna be at a friend's graduation. I'm excited about the baccalaureate(sp?) reception on Friday night -- champagne fountains, YAY! And I'm excited about her party on Saturday -- but I am not too excited about getting my ass up early Saturday morning sit through the actual graduation.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
happydrunk wrote:I'll be here too. I'm making sure I'm well supplied for next Saturday night - my first night alone in who knows how long - since Sarge will be in Denver and the kids at the in-laws place. I'm thinking Chinese food, ganga, DVD's, booze and loud music. Too bad one of you drunkards doesn't live near me to party in person that night! But at least I'll have some of you on-line to make drunken unintelligible conversation with!
you sent sarge down there alone? wow, you are an incredible wife. he's very lucky. i'm actually in shock. never seen married people that actually had the trusting relationship they all brag about. it's amazing.
Yes - he somehow managed to convince me that he needed to go. I can't say I blame him - it sounds like a lot of fun. I did make him promise to wear his wedding ring though - so all you hawt mod drunkard girls keep your hands off!
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happydrunk wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
happydrunk wrote:I'll be here too. I'm making sure I'm well supplied for next Saturday night - my first night alone in who knows how long - since Sarge will be in Denver and the kids at the in-laws place. I'm thinking Chinese food, ganga, DVD's, booze and loud music. Too bad one of you drunkards doesn't live near me to party in person that night! But at least I'll have some of you on-line to make drunken unintelligible conversation with!
you sent sarge down there alone? wow, you are an incredible wife. he's very lucky. i'm actually in shock. never seen married people that actually had the trusting relationship they all brag about. it's amazing.
Yes - he somehow managed to convince me that he needed to go. I can't say I blame him - it sounds like a lot of fun. I did make him promise to wear his wedding ring though - so all you hawt mod drunkard girls keep your hands off!
What about us hawt MD guys?
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whiskeyprick wrote:
happydrunk wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:you sent sarge down there alone? wow, you are an incredible wife. he's very lucky. i'm actually in shock. never seen married people that actually had the trusting relationship they all brag about. it's amazing.
Yes - he somehow managed to convince me that he needed to go. I can't say I blame him - it sounds like a lot of fun. I did make him promise to wear his wedding ring though - so all you hawt mod drunkard girls keep your hands off!
What about us hawt MD guys?
It seems like every time a girl posts a picture, she is some hot blonde or Jennifer Alba look alike! (sorry Misha!) The guys on the other hand . . . there are definitely a few hotties, but not on the same ratio as the girls!
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.

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happydrunk wrote:I'll be here too. I'm making sure I'm well supplied for next Saturday night - my first night alone in who knows how long - since Sarge will be in Denver and the kids at the in-laws place. I'm thinking Chinese food, ganga, DVD's, booze and loud music. Too bad one of you drunkards doesn't live near me to party in person that night! But at least I'll have some of you on-line to make drunken unintelligible conversation with!
You'll have a chance to flirt with DANGERFIELD, baby!
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I'll be with ya Bender. I'm starting early. Let's hit that beautiful bourbon right now.
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I wont be in Denver but I will be somewhere with a computer.
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DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I'll be with ya Bender. I'm starting early. Let's hit that beautiful bourbon right now.
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i'll be here, so you can all revel in my wit and inherent coolness. enjoy.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

happydrunk wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:
happydrunk wrote: Yes - he somehow managed to convince me that he needed to go. I can't say I blame him - it sounds like a lot of fun. I did make him promise to wear his wedding ring though - so all you hawt mod drunkard girls keep your hands off!
What about us hawt MD guys?
It seems like every time a girl posts a picture, she is some hot blonde or Jennifer Alba look alike! (sorry Misha!) The guys on the other hand . . . there are definitely a few hotties, but not on the same ratio as the girls!
if you have shown sarge my pic yet, he wopuld be scared to death to leave you home aloner. i'm hot.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
happydrunk wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote: What about us hawt MD guys?
It seems like every time a girl posts a picture, she is some hot blonde or Jennifer Alba look alike! (sorry Misha!) The guys on the other hand . . . there are definitely a few hotties, but not on the same ratio as the girls!
if you have shown sarge my pic yet, he wopuld be scared to death to leave you home aloner. i'm hot.
can i still be your maid?
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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Liz wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
happydrunk wrote: It seems like every time a girl posts a picture, she is some hot blonde or Jennifer Alba look alike! (sorry Misha!) The guys on the other hand . . . there are definitely a few hotties, but not on the same ratio as the girls!
if you have shown sarge my pic yet, he wopuld be scared to death to leave you home aloner. i'm hot.
can i still be your maid?
i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Liz wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:if you have shown sarge my pic yet, he wopuld be scared to death to leave you home aloner. i'm hot.
can i still be your maid?
i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.
fired? why, i've only just begun! can't you see i'm making you more comfortable in your surroundings? wait til i fashion you a rag on a stick!!
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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Liz wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Liz wrote: can i still be your maid?
i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.
fired? why, i've only just begun! can't you see i'm making you more comfortable in your surroundings? wait til i fashion you a rag on a stick!!
you got one week to straighten things up.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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