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I'd do her if I was a dog!
Yoko Ono, was she EVER good looking?
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Hey, some of her music could serve a useful purpose. Imagine taking the worlds worst terrorist and then locking them in a cell where they had to listen to this over and over and over again cranked at 1,000 watts. They tell you anything you wanted to know without every having to touch them.
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Hey man, I'm GUESSING. Do you have a better explaination? Something in the mind of an artist that I don't understand. That my explaination.Screensaver wrote:Intellectual. Heh, yeah that's it.Jukebox Johnson wrote:Always been a mystery to me. I never thought she was attractive. It must have been a more intellectual connection. But I never thought so much of her art either. I don't know what happened.
The greater our knowledge increases, the greater our ignorance unfolds.
Yeah, maybe she just gave really good head. It happens.Jukebox Johnson wrote:Hey man, I'm GUESSING. Do you have a better explaination? Something in the mind of an artist that I don't understand. That my explaination.Screensaver wrote:Intellectual. Heh, yeah that's it.Jukebox Johnson wrote:Always been a mystery to me. I never thought she was attractive. It must have been a more intellectual connection. But I never thought so much of her art either. I don't know what happened.
Plus, John Lennon was really nearsighted.
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Yeah, and so can Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor. Granted some are better at it than others, but come on.Screensaver wrote:Yeah, maybe she just gave really good head. It happens.Jukebox Johnson wrote:Hey man, I'm GUESSING. Do you have a better explaination? Something in the mind of an artist that I don't understand. That my explaination.Screensaver wrote: Intellectual. Heh, yeah that's it.
Plus, John Lennon was really nearsighted.
Old joke:
Man in a bar. Bartender says he has a frog that can give a good blowjob. Man gets blowjob from frog, buys frog from bartender.
Late that night, man drunk in kitchen with frog, flour, and butter on kitchen counter.
Wife: What the hell are you doing?
Man: Laugh if you want to bitch, but as soon as I teach this frog to make bisquits, your ass is GONE!
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Why is Yoko Ono like an Ethiopian?
They both live of dead beetles.
I've realised that that's more a speech joke than a writing down joke and I'm horrible to Ethiopians so I'll just go away now...
They both live of dead beetles.
I've realised that that's more a speech joke than a writing down joke and I'm horrible to Ethiopians so I'll just go away now...
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Screensaver wrote:Hey, some of her music could serve a useful purpose. Imagine taking the worlds worst terrorist and then locking them in a cell where they had to listen to this over and over and over again cranked at 1,000 watts. They tell you anything you wanted to know without every having to touch them.
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You've gotta be putting me on -- you wouldn't happily couple with a long-haired Japanese woman..? She's not at all bad looking, comes from an established banking family, endured some extremely nasty things and was... well, no use going on, I have no issues with anyone not finding her fuckable... but, yes, absolutely, I'd have been honored to have been John Lennon's penis.
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And the fact that she is loaded doesn't hurt either!Red wrote:You've gotta be putting me on -- you wouldn't happily couple with a long-haired Japanese woman..? She's not at all bad looking, comes from an established banking family, endured some extremely nasty things and was... well, no use going on, I have no issues with anyone not finding her fuckable... but, yes, absolutely, I'd have been honored to have been John Lennon's penis.
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Re: Yoko Ono, was she EVER good looking?
I agreeTipsy McStagger wrote:I look at old photos of her and see no reason why John Lenon had to have that. She sang horribly (my cat when she was in heat sounded better), and looks/looked like ass (actually my ass looks better). But these are my opinions, what do you think?
"We're all in a freak show. It's called life. Buy a ticket and enjoy the ride." - Foamy the Squirrelsteved wrote:Proof is just information.
Then there's my all time Yoko song favorite. I listen to it at least once before I kill somebody. It gives me inspiration.
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-so what kind of waterhead buys a yoko ono c.d.? hey man, y'wanna come over and listen to my new yoko ono c.d.?
-i would, but i have to run home and run my pecker through a meat grinder for about half an hour.
-i would, but i have to run home and run my pecker through a meat grinder for about half an hour.
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.