Nicole, Penelope or Katie?

maltlicker11 · Post by **maltlicker11** » Sun May 29, 2005 6:42 pm

Three Questions:

1. Which one do you find the most attractive?

2. Which do you think makes the best looking couple with Tom.

3. Do you think Tom and Katie are for real or faking?

Blackneto · Post by **Blackneto** » Sun May 29, 2005 6:44 pm

I'm not gay, so I won't answer.

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Sun May 29, 2005 6:46 pm

Jeri.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Sun May 29, 2005 6:50 pm

If I had any idea what this was about, I'd offer an opinion.

I got nothin'.

Jackie07 · Post by **Jackie07** » Sun May 29, 2005 6:51 pm

Nicole is first -- classically beautiful, looks like a porcelain doll

Katie second.

Penelope third...don't get me wrong, she's very pretty, but I think she looks like a bird...anyone else know what I mean?

Leftboston · Post by **Leftboston** » Sun May 29, 2005 6:56 pm

Nicole looks great in the Bewitched Trailers that are on E! now.

Katie looks like a girl that a gay guy brings home to the folks to show he isn't a rump wrangler. She isn't his match.

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:00 pm

Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead.

That was a touching scene. Especially with Sigur Rós trying to rip everybody's heart out.

Once again the rule holds up: If Kurt Russell is in it, it's a good movie. Never fails.

maltlicker11 · Post by **maltlicker11** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:03 pm

Jackie07 wrote:Penelope third...don't get me wrong, she's very pretty, but I think she looks like a bird...anyone else know what I mean?

Well she did do that hilarious chicken dance on the Ellen Show (shaddup BlackNeto) so I can see what you mean.

All 3 um, pull on me about the same. I guess I would actually put Penelope first because:

1. I like her accent.
2. She seems like the most fun and lowest maintenance.
3. She is close with Salma Hayek <insert generic porno movie sound track>

Blackneto · Post by **Blackneto** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:05 pm

maltlicker wrote: 3. She is close with Salma Hayek <insert generic porno movie sound track>

now thats some gayness i can get behind.

maltlicker11 · Post by **maltlicker11** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:12 pm

So when 2 Hollywood types decide to stage a fake romance, do you figure most of the time they say "what the heck" and go all the way or does one of em sleep on the floor or do they both wear flannel PJs and have a "magic line " down the middle of the bed?

Malty

ps yeah "Extra" was just on - I'm usually watching reruns on Fox but they've just got a bunch of cars that can't make righthand turns zooming around.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:12 pm

Blackneto wrote:
maltlicker wrote: 3. She is close with Salma Hayek <insert generic porno movie sound track>
now thats some gayness i can get behind.

"Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!"
:lol:

Jackie07 · Post by **Jackie07** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:14 pm

I'm so jealous of the attention foreign women get because of their sexy accents. I want to move to a foreign country so I can have the cute/sexy accent for once....although, unfortunately, American accents aren't all that sexy....

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:18 pm

Jackie07 wrote:I'm so jealous of the attention foreign women get because of their sexy accents. I want to move to a foreign country so I can have the cute/sexy accent for once....although, unfortunately, American accents aren't all that sexy....

I've been so stoned I could listen to the sound of English without deciphering the words. It sounds like this:

Kla kla shoa nits. Lka nots sho nix skla.

Jackie07 · Post by **Jackie07** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:20 pm

steved2112 wrote: I've been so stoned I could listen to the sound of English without deciphering the words. It sounds like this:

Kla kla shoa nits. Lka nots sho nix skla.

Sounds like Dutch!

Linkster · Post by **Linkster** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:40 pm

steved2112 wrote:
Jackie07 wrote:I'm so jealous of the attention foreign women get because of their sexy accents. I want to move to a foreign country so I can have the cute/sexy accent for once....although, unfortunately, American accents aren't all that sexy....
I've been so stoned I could listen to the sound of English without deciphering the words. It sounds like this:

Kla kla shoa nits. Lka nots sho nix skla.

Dude, thats just the 2 track reel-to-reel in backwards, turn the tape over and its a old liquor commercial.