Benders...post em here!

A forum to post your thoughts about the art and beauty of getting loaded.

Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator

Post Reply
User avatar
Goose-Wingman
Lord of Benders
Lord of Benders
Posts: 332
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:02 pm
Location: England

Post by Goose-Wingman »

Great name for a beer, from Futurama: Lobrau!
Do not trust words - Someone's door

justme
Booze Head
Booze Head
Posts: 42
Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:13 pm

Post by justme »

as in benders im there lol,but as of spending so many hrs. at a casino ive done that too.B ut with life savings vno way could do that for over 110 hrs.

*****
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2995
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:44 pm

How could we forget the classic...

Post by ***** »

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.

General E. Fubar
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2765
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:55 am
Location: SI HOC LEGERE SCIS NIMIUM ERUDITIONIS HABES
Contact:

Re: How could we forget the classic...

Post by General E. Fubar »

CoronerDrinkBastard wrote:"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
Is that like a Merc for God
Image
"I hope you like Guinness, I find it a refreshing substitute to... food."
- O'Neill

If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.
- Archer

User avatar
Jr_DeCaveman
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 732
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:45 pm
Location: Surrey BC Canada
Contact:

Post by Jr_DeCaveman »

" I can't stay mad at me, I love me"

*****
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2995
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:44 pm

Re: How could we forget the classic...

Post by ***** »

General E. Decaying wrote:
CoronerDrinkBastard wrote:"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
Is that like a Merc for God
Pretty much. He goes where the souls are paying well. Did a tour in Thailand and another in China.

Fred O'Lisby
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1783
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:07 pm
Location: Guri, South Korea

Benders!

Post by Fred O'Lisby »

Just got off one, been too drunk to post. Rather than deteriorating into being too tired to drink, I was literally drunker than I've ever been last night. I don't remember most of it, but I'm told I ended up putting my shoes on the wrong feet with no socks and kicking a box's ass. I blame the AC/DC dvd. I fell into the wall several times, lost the ability to talk, broke a drawer, chugged some red label, passed out against my door, tried playing guitar laying on my back, and passed out like that on the floor. I was still drunk when I woke up to my alarm at 1:47am.

edit: Just found a file called "best cocktail ever" on winamp. I think I made this in reference to the brandy, sweet and dry vermouth, wine, bitters, and lime juice that I kicked things off with. Good stuff.


I encourage everyone to raise their BAC so high within the week.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.

User avatar
slipperyyoke
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
Posts: 1331
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:59 pm

Post by slipperyyoke »

Don't worry Frisby, that box had it coming man. Personally if my BAC gets elevated and I hear AC/DC's song Thunderstruck; I'm ready to kick some box ass too. You're not alone brother.

Cheers.
Last edited by slipperyyoke on Mon May 08, 2006 12:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.

User avatar
Drunk Tank
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
Posts: 1247
Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:14 pm
Location: Chico, Ca
Contact:

Post by Drunk Tank »

Get this for benders. I have my last 2 tests of college on monday of next week and then nothing to do untill I graduate on saturday. It will be my final bendwer of college and one for the record books. I'm gonna get drunk and do all of the things i havn't yet done while i was here and young. I'll try to take some pictures.
We aint leavin' 'till we're heavin'

Mine will be a life that no one will ever forget and that I shall never remember!

Fred O'Lisby
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1783
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:07 pm
Location: Guri, South Korea

Post by Fred O'Lisby »

Drunk Tank wrote:Get this for benders. I have my last 2 tests of college on monday of next week and then nothing to do untill I graduate on saturday. It will be my final bendwer of college and one for the record books. I'm gonna get drunk and do all of the things i havn't yet done while i was here and young. I'll try to take some pictures.

God have mercy on anyone around you. I recommend brandy for making you steal, yell, and destroy things.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.

TravisBickle
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1633
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:23 pm
Location: Trading liquor for blood

Re: Benders!

Post by TravisBickle »

Led O'Frisby wrote:Just got off one, been too drunk to post. Rather than deteriorating into being too tired to drink, I was literally drunker than I've ever been last night. I don't remember most of it, but I'm told I ended up putting my shoes on the wrong feet with no socks and kicking a box's ass. I blame the AC/DC dvd. I fell into the wall several times, lost the ability to talk, broke a drawer, chugged some red label, passed out against my door, tried playing guitar laying on my back, and passed out like that on the floor. I was still drunk when I woke up to my alarm at 1:47am.

edit: Just found a file called "best cocktail ever" on winamp. I think I made this in reference to the brandy, sweet and dry vermouth, wine, bitters, and lime juice that I kicked things off with. Good stuff.


I encourage everyone to raise their BAC so high within the week.
This was one night? That isn't a bender.
Hate life all you want; it's still the best place to get a well mixed martini. - Palinka

if i were weromhg proper dootholes, the expreassionon your faxe would make me lk iy.. don't bother cZklllingm i gave a fiver to the chick with the wh9kzewrs. - bluebottle

Fred O'Lisby
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1783
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:07 pm
Location: Guri, South Korea

Re: Benders!

Post by Fred O'Lisby »

TravisBickle wrote:
Led O'Frisby wrote:Just got off one, been too drunk to post. Rather than deteriorating into being too tired to drink, I was literally drunker than I've ever been last night. I don't remember most of it, but I'm told I ended up putting my shoes on the wrong feet with no socks and kicking a box's ass. I blame the AC/DC dvd. I fell into the wall several times, lost the ability to talk, broke a drawer, chugged some red label, passed out against my door, tried playing guitar laying on my back, and passed out like that on the floor. I was still drunk when I woke up to my alarm at 1:47pm.

edit: Just found a file called "best cocktail ever" on winamp. I think I made this in reference to the brandy, sweet and dry vermouth, wine, bitters, and lime juice that I kicked things off with. Good stuff.


I encourage everyone to raise their BAC so high within the week.
This was one night? That isn't a bender.

It was 3 days actually, but that actually is a bit shy of a bender. This was written about the last night of it, and by far the most entertaining.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.

WastelessPointOfTime
Boozing Like Bukowski
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4544
Joined: Sun Aug 22, 2004 5:49 pm
Location: Home, where the Hooch is.
Contact:

Post by WastelessPointOfTime »

Sounds like fun whether it was really a bender or not... No matter, the terminology. Were you suitably drunk? Ok then.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"

23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

Rowdydrunk79
Hooching Like Hemingway
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3906
Joined: Thu Apr 03, 2003 10:51 am
Location: The Carolina Wilderness
Contact:

Post by Rowdydrunk79 »

"I remember every Christmas my mom would buy a fresh goose, you know, for gooseburgers. Then my dad would make his special eggnog out of Bourbon and ice cubs." - Fry

Ok, it's not Bender but why start a whole new thread.
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141203 ... F8&s=books

User avatar
Wingman
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5078
Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:44 pm
Location: on my way to a bar

Re: BENDER

Post by Wingman »

commandment one. (of one.) "god needs booze."

later in that same episode: "you can't count on god for jock."
Stupid should hurt.

"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk

Post Reply