It's Friday, drunks.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:37 pm

Atavist wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Atavist wrote: I admire and agree with your life philosophy. Except the 5 AM wakup is so I can drive for three hours to go skiing. Last time I was not 100% while skiing, last weekend, I busted my nose. This time I want to enjoy my day, have fun, then get royally fucked up tommorrow nite.
you were not undrunk, but not drunk and broke your nose skiing? how is that not fun? what is wrong woith you?
DPAW, I had a fucking awesome time, and I have the scars to prove it. I collect them, like little, tiny badges of honor, doled out by some cowardly field commander, who rarely if ever gives out the purple heart, no matter how many times you take one for the team. However, I am paying a pretty penny to go to a top-notch ski resort for the sole purpose of skiing well enough to attract the attention of lovely ski-bunnies, the company of whom I plan on spending tommorrow night with in the hot tub.

I rest my case your honor.

ahhh... ski bunnies, their fur is so much softer that the snow shoe type.

Atavist · Post by **Atavist** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:41 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:ahhh... ski bunnies, their fur is so much softer that the snow shoe type.

Yes. To comment more would sully my already tarnished reputation amongst the sophisticates and debutantes of the board.

Gwynn · Post by **Gwynn** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:17 pm

I'm drinking Heineken (with 5% alcohol, as opposed to the 4,7% stuff that you get here in Norway) how are you guys?

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:28 pm

they pull that crap here too. It's the same beer measured and labeled differently.

Gwynn · Post by **Gwynn** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:32 pm

Yeah, i brought the 5% back from Amsterdam, you know my dad says that when beer gets to "make its own way", its natural alcohol %, will be something around 5,5, just thought you wantedt to know

Gwynn · Post by **Gwynn** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:26 pm

LA la la la, i am getting very drunk here now, that 5% Heineken is sure doing it's stuff.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:32 pm

Are you a gurl?

Gwynn · Post by **Gwynn** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:36 pm

No, i am a guy ( i have a penis )

BuriedBlues · Post by **BuriedBlues** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:37 pm

Gwynn wrote:you know my dad says that when beer gets to "make its own way", its natural alcohol %, will be something around 5,5, just thought you wantedt to know

so that would make a 60min ipa an over achiever? and for that matter, the 90 and 120 min would be like some poor little gymnasts starving themselves until they are no longer able to bare children. those poor, deformed, callused-handed beers.

-Maria

Gwynn · Post by **Gwynn** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:38 pm

well, wel love them anyways right?

thanks for your post Maria!

Steve · Post by **Steve** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:17 am

At long fucking last! Friday! Two days without work, Thank you Jeebus. Although I drink every night, and usually can't exactly remember getting home, at the weekend I can really hit it properly, both afternoon and night. Oh yeah, I'm going to get funeral drunk. Only without the funeral.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:26 am

Beans. Green ones. From a can.

WildDamnTurkey · Post by **WildDamnTurkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:29 am

tacos, beef ones, in a shell

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:14 pm

jerky, peppered in shrinkwrap.

l... · Post by **l...** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:32 pm

pork chops. and pork chops.

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