I shit you not, the bar had less booze than my house. I have better selection, and more in sheer volume. The only whiskey was TJD, Gin was Tanq or Beeffeater, vodka was Smirnoff or Absolute. 5 kinds of beer. I was pissed. We went to see my old roommates band play so we were stuck. Lucky for us my boy brought us backstage for free beer and traitor. I spent the whole time going back and forth from the VIP where the kag was to the floor with a girl who looked like Paris Hilton who hated the fact everyone kept calling her Paris Hilton.
Upside: Got stoopid drunk for 6.50
Downside: Drank TJD and left the hot chick to hit a bar with better booze selection.
Honestly, have you ever been to a bar with worse selection than your own fucking house?
I drank traitor jack last night.
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I drank traitor jack last night.
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I did lock myself out of my house and I left a hot chick behind. 2 acts of stupidity and the Rebel Yell was on the table... and not much left either.Mayhem wrote:and one act of stupidity.
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You are absolved, my son.Sixpack595 wrote:I did lock myself out of my house and I left a hot chick behind. 2 acts of stupidity and the Rebel Yell was on the table... and not much left either.Mayhem wrote:and one act of stupidity.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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That's not a bar. That's a kid's clubhouse.Sixpack595 wrote:The only whiskey was TJD, Gin was Tanq or Beeffeater, vodka was Smirnoff or Absolute. 5 kinds of beer.
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Let me know next time you're taking confession Father Tony, I've got a few.Mayhem wrote:You are absolved, my son.Sixpack595 wrote:I did lock myself out of my house and I left a hot chick behind. 2 acts of stupidity and the Rebel Yell was on the table... and not much left either.Mayhem wrote:and one act of stupidity.
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Yeah, cuz it's easier to club someone upside the head with an empty bottle.Drunk Tank wrote:While were on the subject of TJD is it ok to drink a bottle of TJD if it was given to you as a gift? Not that I have recently...just uh...hypothetically. :oops:
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What kind of hell do you live in?ruiner wrote:i recently was tricked into TJD. it was in a beam bottle, but i knew after one sip, and drank it anyway. its all there was to drink. not even any mouthwash. im so ashamed.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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the kind where TJD is disguised in beam bottles and i have to put up with your shit on a regular basis. you know, the worst kind.Mayhem wrote:What kind of hell do you live in?ruiner wrote:i recently was tricked into TJD. it was in a beam bottle, but i knew after one sip, and drank it anyway. its all there was to drink. not even any mouthwash. im so ashamed.
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