Many moons ago, Wild Turkey and I were fast friends. High school, post high school. Then, like many friends do, we went our separate ways.
Then yesterday at the candy store, the urge overtook me. As I entered the air-conditioned confines of the local packy (where one can get anything from Mickey's malt liquor to Chateau Lafitte that's kept under lock-and-key), I felt a tugging at my heart. I wandered through the aisles, seemingly playing a game of 'warmer.....warmer....colder.....'. I followed my senses and ended up where the back wall, made up of bourbon, whisky, whiskey, rye, etc. met the cooler. There, at eye level was my friend Wild Turkey.
Now my m.o. regarding WT in the past was to go for the 101, but I elected for the 80-proof. I achieved an award-winning (not apocalyptic, mind you, but just the right amount) buzz from my reunion with WT.
Goose: 1
Wild Turkey: 1
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why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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I heard one of those 'we pay you for medical study' ads on the radio. I now possess triple helix-based chromosomes.Mayhem wrote:Your gullet has arms? Creepy.Grey Goose wrote:Fear not. After the Goosette is born, I will welcome 101 into my gullet with open arms.Mayhem wrote:You made the WT101 cry.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Mayhem wrote:Your gullet has arms? Creepy.Grey Goose wrote:Fear not. After the Goosette is born, I will welcome 101 into my gullet with open arms.Mayhem wrote:You made the WT101 cry.
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You will NOT afford the WT101 For at least eighteen Years, you will drink Miller and like it!Grey Goose wrote:Fear not. After the Goosette is born, I will welcome 101 into my gullet with open arms.Mayhem wrote:You made the WT101 cry.
Feel the experience of Fatherdome,
you will cry for all the old things that have past
and your booze is now your only freind,
cheap booze and diapers and no sleep
and the pain that is COLLAGE!!!
I HAVE SPOKEN HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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I ALWAYS choose the 101 over the 80. ALWAYS! It's on sale for $15 a fifth at the Bottle Barn. They NEVER have it on sale!! Believe it or not, 101 was cheaper than 80 by $5 too! Yay! I win!
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