:P -- Gentlemen, start your livers!
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.-- Here's to the women who love us.
:evil: -- If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up, but the ocean's not vodka and I’m not a duck so pass me the bottle & lets get FUCKED UP!!
:idea: -- May the best of our past be the worse of our future
If you have some good ones, shout it out to the world to hear. Good toasts can be PaRtY, SaD, FuNnY, ClEvEr.... anything.
PLEASE NOTE: We are going to post some of these TOASTS on our "Fun Stuff" section of Shotski's web site. If you don't want yours posted there, please let us know.
---- THE DRINKERS PRAYER ----
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The beer, The bitter, The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.