I'm shocked by the lack of Kids in the Hall quotes on this bulletin board.
One of my favorite comes when a teacher is trying to explain to his rock-loving student how ethnic music is slowly whittling away at rock.
Mr. Gorgenchuck - "Let's see if I can put this into terms you'll understand. Say you had 12 beers."
Bobby - (Nodding his head and smiling happily) OK! All right!
Mr. Gorgenchuck - "ALL RIGHT! Now let's say that four of those beers represent the Pogues, another six represent the Gypsy Kings, and one beer is shared by The Chieftains and Lady Smith Black Mombaza."
Bobby - "But that just leaves one beer. I'LL NEVER GET DRUNK ON ONE BEER!!!!"
And then a nice simple one, which is my favorite just because I've repeated it so many times. It's said by Dave Foley as he stumbles out of a bar, dressed in a business suit and looking around in astonishment. . . . "Where the HELL am I?"
Kids in the Hall Quotes
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Let liquor be the "wind beneath your wings."
Get alot of practice coming home really drunk.
Pee out of the back of a fast moving truck.
Get alot of practice coming home really drunk.
Pee out of the back of a fast moving truck.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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"SAUSAGES!"
"think youre so smart einstein?"
"i squish your head"
so many quotes. so many sketches, though i havent seen that show in a long time. but you know what? i was usually really high when i watched them so i dont remember much.
"think youre so smart einstein?"
"i squish your head"
so many quotes. so many sketches, though i havent seen that show in a long time. but you know what? i was usually really high when i watched them so i dont remember much.
i work on a tug boat, though its not this exact one. garr!
I'm just an alliterating agnostic apathetic awesomely alcoholic arrogant awe-inspiring asshole. You have been warned.
I'm just an alliterating agnostic apathetic awesomely alcoholic arrogant awe-inspiring asshole. You have been warned.
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"I'm Jerry Sizzler! And this is my sister........"
"Tammy! What's your stand on abortion?"
"...never on the first date....." "......won't spread my legs for no roses!
"Tammy! What's your stand on abortion?"
"...never on the first date....." "......won't spread my legs for no roses!
RIP Frederick and my beloved GatorX
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
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You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
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She doesn't want love. She doesn't want your roses.
I miss that show.
I miss that show.
RIP Frederick and my beloved GatorX
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know. Some of us are Davids, but most of us are Daves. We all have our own hands, but we come from different mums!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyCral-EgF4[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyCral-EgF4[/url]
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Was that not a skit about the happiest guy in the world? I kinda remember.ThirstyDrunk wrote: Then there was this song that went like "He's the shim-sham king of the rim-ram room". That song plays in my head when I'm walking home drunk.
I was always a chicken lady fan. My favo(u)rite quote:
Mother: You want me to give you a quarter so you can masturbate in front of my son?
Chicken Lady: YEEEAAAAHHH!
Mother: I'm calling the police.
Good show.
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Yeah, one day I'll figure out that blue link text thing...
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=Gir ... ei%3DUTF-8
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=Gir ... ei%3DUTF-8
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.