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durnk at work again.
Fucking shit! Let's hear it for shitty spoirts bars in valley station.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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Hear hear!Combat Rock wrote:Fucking shit! Let's hear it for shitty spoirts bars in valley station.
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I have half of that equation comepleted... lucky for me, and thanks to some transgressions on my part, it's the drunk half! The other half comes back next tues. Booooooooo
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What the hell?
Firstly, I've been sick since New Years when some damn dirty hippie sneezed on me..
Secondly, booze does NOT cure a cold.. No way, no how.. I drank Jameson and Robitussin for 7 straight hours trying to purge this circus from my body.. It just pissed the carnies off even more in the morning!
Thirdly, I can not make any sense of the shit I type.. I had to proofread everything 3 times, and I'm still sketchy of the stuff I type/say.. Stuff like "that jackass much ass" should have been "that kicks much ass".. wtf?
Fourthly, booze makes being sick kinda fun..
Futhermore, I wouldn't have lost my damn cellphone if I had driven home instead of walking through 3 foot snowdrifts after being thrown out of the bar.. Ain't quite right, but I'm just sayin'..
...this bottle of Jaegermeister might be victimized tonight!
PS, the pretty font colors are for Roo..
Secondly, booze does NOT cure a cold.. No way, no how.. I drank Jameson and Robitussin for 7 straight hours trying to purge this circus from my body.. It just pissed the carnies off even more in the morning!
Thirdly, I can not make any sense of the shit I type.. I had to proofread everything 3 times, and I'm still sketchy of the stuff I type/say.. Stuff like "that jackass much ass" should have been "that kicks much ass".. wtf?
Fourthly, booze makes being sick kinda fun..
Futhermore, I wouldn't have lost my damn cellphone if I had driven home instead of walking through 3 foot snowdrifts after being thrown out of the bar.. Ain't quite right, but I'm just sayin'..
...this bottle of Jaegermeister might be victimized tonight!
PS, the pretty font colors are for Roo..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
Re: What the hell?
Rock & Rye, jackass.Fiyah wrote:Secondly, booze does NOT cure a cold.. No way, no how..
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Its like finding your underwear in grandma's dirty laundry basket..Mayhem wrote:Idiot jackass.Fiyah wrote:How did that post get under this thread? hah, I'm a freakin idiot today..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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