WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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- Professor Roomie
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Would you rather...
gain 100 lbs or get herpes? Why?
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It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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Herpes. I'm not getting any anyways so its not like a few spots on my dick is gonna scare of any chick that isnt there anyways.
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and I thought this was just a special test for Sarge and I. (giggling)
It would take a long time to gain 100 lbs . .. . I'd have to eat like shit for ages, and use one of those stupid old people carts to get around. But I am not having sex with a guy with open sores. That's just nasty.
I need a drink now. thanks. (and I mean thanks!) :)
It would take a long time to gain 100 lbs . .. . I'd have to eat like shit for ages, and use one of those stupid old people carts to get around. But I am not having sex with a guy with open sores. That's just nasty.
I need a drink now. thanks. (and I mean thanks!) :)
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Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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I'd take 100 pounds of muscle. If that's cheating, I'd still take the weight. I can lose it pretty fast.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
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I'd take the herp. I'm too narcissistic to be that fat. Besides, if you take Valtrex you get to go kayaking, rockclimbing, cycling...
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"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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With genital herpes, you can try to stretch that double into a triple and see if she's too drunk to notice/care.
With an extra 100 lbs, most women won't get close enough to you to see that you're herpes-free.
I like my odds with the festering sores.
With an extra 100 lbs, most women won't get close enough to you to see that you're herpes-free.
I like my odds with the festering sores.
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Or start thinking and find a lot of pain."
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Or start thinking and find a lot of pain."
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i can't answer that. there needs to be more details on how i contracted the herpes. a good story can go a long way in this decision. ahundred pounds sounds nice, but herpes can be sympomatic of a night that will never be remembered, and someitimes that would have to win out.
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Yeah, that sounds like a blast. We can just walk around the house scratching our parts and popping Valtrex, hoping the pharma company will make a commercial out of us.Mother Goose wrote:If I was done having kids, I'd probably pick the herpes. Since I'm planning on staying married, we could just both have the herpes and then it wouldn't matter.
100lbs can come off very fast with a machete, the proper antibiotics and under-the-table MD visits to change the dressings.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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yeah, but without the head, arms, lower portion of the legs, section between breasts and vagina, they are just, well, the perfect woman i suppose. i guess this is why i dig graves.grey goose wrote:Mother Goose wrote: 100lbs can come off very fast with a machete,
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
Gain 100lbs no question. Weight will go away but being only 22 I was sort of hoping that my days of accidentally sleeping with my friends weren't over.
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