Top Ten (or so) Facts About Oggar
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The fine people at the Jim Beam Distillery have announced a limited edition batch of Booker's aged in barrels made with Oggar's toothpicks. For those of you concerned about the size of the toothpicks, rest assured they have cut the toothpicks in half so that the barrels would be the right size.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Oggar once bankrupted two establishments holding "open bar" specials in one night.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
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There are only three known ways to kill Oggar. Two of them involve a deliberately placed black hole and Halley's comet. The other one necessitates only a pack of Saltines and a Greedo action figure, but you need to have a black belt in two kinds of jujitsu and be a Bolshoi-level ballet dancer.
Jesus weeps....so that Oggar has a mixer.
Jesus weeps....so that Oggar has a mixer.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
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The Red Cross decided that Oggar can't legally give blood based on the fact that it is chemically considered flammable.
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"
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*No man is an island... except for Oggar, who might in fact qualify as a continent.
*During the winter, Oggar runs a training village for people who compete in Russian FM radio station vodka drinking contests. He's also author of best selling books such as "Drink Your Way To Success" and "Winning Blackout Strategies". You can purchase his 14 cassette motivational series directly from me. Simply paypal (1) gallon of Jim Beam Black plus S&H to my account. Satisfaction guarenteed or I will regurgitate your bourbon for a full refund. Order now!
*During the winter, Oggar runs a training village for people who compete in Russian FM radio station vodka drinking contests. He's also author of best selling books such as "Drink Your Way To Success" and "Winning Blackout Strategies". You can purchase his 14 cassette motivational series directly from me. Simply paypal (1) gallon of Jim Beam Black plus S&H to my account. Satisfaction guarenteed or I will regurgitate your bourbon for a full refund. Order now!
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You know that smell in the woods that everyone thinks is Bigfoot? Oggar.
"You people terrify me. You're like some sort of Unholy Trinity of drunken viking maniacs." - Nil
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.